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Invisible Man
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by Invisible Man » Sun Apr 02, 2017 9:18 pm
Achtane wrote: BWEEEEEEEBADABADAAAAA, BADABADAAAA, BADABADAAAAAAAAAAA, WHOOOOOOOOODOOODOOLOOLOOLOOLOOLOOBWOOWWWWW
I'm afraid I would have understood this even without context; nice job. Wanna try any more?
Jwar
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by Jwar » Sun Apr 02, 2017 9:19 pm
I'm going to have sex tonight in all you guys honor. Just uhhh don't tell my wife it's in your honor. That's kind of weird.
Also broke dick thread almost made me vomit.
"I do not have the ability to think rationally 90% of the time and I also change my mind at the drop of a hat".
-JWAR
neonblack
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by neonblack » Sun Apr 02, 2017 9:20 pm
Invisible Man wrote: neonblack wrote: Don't call it a comeback
Ok, 'regaining your form.'
Recrudescense.
Maybe my whole life up to this point has just been precrudescense.
My best friend told me he wished he was in my position so he could "plow through a few hood rats." Said the whitest guy I know.
$harkToootth
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by $harkToootth » Sun Apr 02, 2017 9:29 pm
jwar wrote: Also broke dick thread almost made me vomit.
Ever read the maggot girl story?
This is very old. This particular thread dates 2009 but I'm pretty sure I saw it years before that.
https://forum.grasscity.com/threads/sic ... rl.406170/
Internet archeology is fun.
When my Jogn Jacob Jingleheimer goes off hiatus (which hopefully never happens) I want to copulate with the ladies with hairy armpits cause I'm so forward thinking.
"SWIPE LEFT ASSHOLE!" -retinal orbita
"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
1 bird per post please
D.o.S.
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by D.o.S. » Sun Apr 02, 2017 9:41 pm
I feel like this is verging on creepy "dudes who haven't gotten laid in a while talk shit about women."
good deals are
here .
flesh couch is
here .
UglyCasanova wrote: It's not the expensive programs you use, it's the way you click and drag.
Achtane wrote: comesect2.0 wrote: Michael Jackson king tut little Richard in your butt.
IT'S THE ENNNND OF THE WORRRLD AS WE KNOW IT
D.o.S.
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by D.o.S. » Sun Apr 02, 2017 9:42 pm
Which is ok insofar as I support you as "the unfuckables" (hat tip to Dave Attell) but skeeevy vibes here.
https://soundcloud.com/comedycentral/th ... ave-attell
Speaking of, this remains one of the best comedy records of all time:
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VIDEO [/youtube]
good deals are
here .
flesh couch is
here .
UglyCasanova wrote: It's not the expensive programs you use, it's the way you click and drag.
Achtane wrote: comesect2.0 wrote: Michael Jackson king tut little Richard in your butt.
IT'S THE ENNNND OF THE WORRRLD AS WE KNOW IT
$harkToootth
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by $harkToootth » Sun Apr 02, 2017 9:57 pm
D.o.S. wrote: I feel like this is verging on creepy "dudes who haven't gotten laid in a while talk shit about women."
I'm a total creep but I don't think anyone was speaking poorly of women. This is a thread about penises!
"SWIPE LEFT ASSHOLE!" -retinal orbita
"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
1 bird per post please
D.o.S.
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by D.o.S. » Sun Apr 02, 2017 10:04 pm
hence: verging on.
good deals are
here .
flesh couch is
here .
UglyCasanova wrote: It's not the expensive programs you use, it's the way you click and drag.
Achtane wrote: comesect2.0 wrote: Michael Jackson king tut little Richard in your butt.
IT'S THE ENNNND OF THE WORRRLD AS WE KNOW IT
neonblack
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by neonblack » Sun Apr 02, 2017 10:04 pm
Let me go on record to say I don't in any way condone my friend's use of the term "hood rat."
D.o.S.
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by D.o.S. » Sun Apr 02, 2017 10:04 pm
Calm down you humorless cunt.
good deals are
here .
flesh couch is
here .
UglyCasanova wrote: It's not the expensive programs you use, it's the way you click and drag.
Achtane wrote: comesect2.0 wrote: Michael Jackson king tut little Richard in your butt.
IT'S THE ENNNND OF THE WORRRLD AS WE KNOW IT
D.o.S.
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by D.o.S. » Sun Apr 02, 2017 10:06 pm
totes all for plowing mad cum dumpsters and hoodrats and other semenial repositories masquerading as people -- male or female alike. Gotta get it while you can yo.
good deals are
here .
flesh couch is
here .
UglyCasanova wrote: It's not the expensive programs you use, it's the way you click and drag.
Achtane wrote: comesect2.0 wrote: Michael Jackson king tut little Richard in your butt.
IT'S THE ENNNND OF THE WORRRLD AS WE KNOW IT
neonblack
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by neonblack » Sun Apr 02, 2017 10:07 pm
D.o.S. wrote: semenial repositories
Grindcore band
D.o.S.
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by D.o.S. » Sun Apr 02, 2017 10:07 pm
What is life if not the pursuit of finishing on everything in a final act of biological supremacy?
good deals are
here .
flesh couch is
here .
UglyCasanova wrote: It's not the expensive programs you use, it's the way you click and drag.
Achtane wrote: comesect2.0 wrote: Michael Jackson king tut little Richard in your butt.
IT'S THE ENNNND OF THE WORRRLD AS WE KNOW IT
neonblack
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Location: Wilmington, NC
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by neonblack » Sun Apr 02, 2017 10:09 pm
Is it still biological supremacy if I get a vasectomy?
D.o.S.
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by D.o.S. » Sun Apr 02, 2017 10:10 pm
BIG QUESTIONS.
good deals are
here .
flesh couch is
here .
UglyCasanova wrote: It's not the expensive programs you use, it's the way you click and drag.
Achtane wrote: comesect2.0 wrote: Michael Jackson king tut little Richard in your butt.
IT'S THE ENNNND OF THE WORRRLD AS WE KNOW IT