The human body is an amazing machine that can recover from so much...except...snapping your John Thomas
"SWIPE LEFT ASSHOLE!" -retinal orbita "Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita "Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer "...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS 1 bird per post please
I had the opposite. Two of my Ex's "were" lesbians. I was their first foray back into the world of penis people.
This is an inflated anecdotal stat though as when have you heard a young lady between 19-24 NOT SAY they were a lesbian at some point, I mean come on. The rate we're going, I was probably a lesbian too at some point.
"SWIPE LEFT ASSHOLE!" -retinal orbita "Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita "Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer "...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS 1 bird per post please
I was also a girl's apparent first foray back to the Bone Zone. This was immediately after she got done making it with a lady friend of hers, a fact I did not find out until later.
She apparently enjoyed herself, as she went on to have sex with numerous men that weren't me.