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D.o.S. wrote:Relationship Achtane > Single Achtane, even if you post less.
sonidero wrote:Roll a plus 13 for fire and with my immunity to wack I dodge the cough and pass a turn to chill and look at these rocks...
kbithecrowing wrote:Making out with my girl friday night, I couldn't stop thinking about flangers.
Behndy wrote:i don't like people with "talent" and "skills" that don't feel the need to cover their inadequacies under good time happy sounds.
This is what engineers call 'sex', and why all sane women shun them.$harkToootth wrote:Another time and yet another girlfriend, her jugs were bouncing in a circular symmetric way. I thought it would be prudent to have both jugs "clap" against each other. One was the 'carrier' the other was 'the modulator'. She was not pleased. I realized that day I may very well be "on the spectrum". I'm usually what girls refer to as "their mistake" (to be clear, a consensual one).
coldbrightsunlight wrote:Hey man, you can do what you want in this den of shame.
neonblack wrote:They say tone is in the hooks
D.o.S. wrote:I'm pretty sure moderation leads to Mustang Sally.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JphJfwsUbT4coldbrightsunlight wrote:Yes I am a soppy pop person at heart I think with noises round the edge
Werd.popvulture wrote:So good. Will never be able to hear carrier/modulator again without thinking about boobs, and that's so ok.
fcknoise wrote:You are all fucking tryhard effort posting nerds
Invisible Man wrote: I'm probably the most humble person I know. I feel good about smelling my own butthole.
Jesus Was a Robot wrote:Did you just assume Billy Corgan's dildo preference??
Inconuucl wrote:You can't kill Strymon, it'll just resurrect 3 days later.
BitchPudding wrote:Despite all my rage, I am still just eating tacos in a cage.
Inconuucl wrote:Welcome to ilf, we have three jokes and twelve posters. <3
coldbrightsunlight wrote:Hey man, you can do what you want in this den of shame.
Amen... that's definitely going to stick in my head for a long time if not foreverIommic Pope wrote:Werd.popvulture wrote:So good. Will never be able to hear carrier/modulator again without thinking about boobs, and that's so ok.
Also resisting...jrfox92 wrote:This thread is probably gonna be the single greatest deterrent for new posters on ILF.
Also, I'm definitely never posting about my personal life in here.
Ever.
Not at all.
Nope.
:surprise:
popvulture wrote:Nothing is truer bypass than the void.
multi_s wrote: i want something that gives my third eye a rim job.
sonidero wrote:Roll a plus 13 for fire and with my immunity to wack I dodge the cough and pass a turn to chill and look at these rocks...
kbithecrowing wrote:Making out with my girl friday night, I couldn't stop thinking about flangers.
HA! Dude, I totally did that. Went to the doc all freaked out (was a little later, pretty much when I just got pubes) and was like "WHAT ARE THESE BUMPS? I HAVE A DISEEEEEASE!"comesect2.0 wrote:who else at the age of 8 or whatever thought they had inherited a sexually transmitted disease because the underside of your cock where hair grows had pubescent bumps ready to spring hair and you didnt know....
neonblack wrote:They say tone is in the hooks
D.o.S. wrote:I'm pretty sure moderation leads to Mustang Sally.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JphJfwsUbT4coldbrightsunlight wrote:Yes I am a soppy pop person at heart I think with noises round the edge
Achtane wrote:rapidly inverting penis
