I don't like shit, I don't go outside

[SPACERITUAL]

That's how they keep track of one another's menstrual cycles so they know when it's safe to fuck.

Tell your mother her instagram isnt going to just update itself.

[D.o.S.]

[rustywire]

/10

[Invisible Man]

That's how they keep track of one another's menstrual cycles so they know when it's safe to fuck.

Tell your mother her instagram isnt going to just update itself.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BSCiqu1h0ml ... le__man___

Bitch, my Mother is on Instagram.

*mic drop*

[rustywire]

/on instagram

[Invisible Man]

That's how they keep track of one another's menstrual cycles so they know when it's safe to fuck.

Tell your mother her instagram isnt going to just update itself.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BSCiqu1h0ml ... le__man___

Bitch, my Mother is on Instagram.

*mic drop*

(also my mom is dead, so thanks for that.)

[comesect2.0]

man...i thought spaceritual was hardcore for calling an old lady a cunt.....( at least if I remember correctly that was you...an religious nut at the store?) anyway...but invisible man is now hard as fuck for the menstrual cycle comment in mine eye...this thread could have been better stated as cyberpunk.

[rustywire]

Pshhh dude aint hard or hard af for being a buzzkill with that "my mom is dead so ur a jerk" guilt trip.
"Your mom" is a classic burn & comeback you laugh at and keep it moving, not pull a comedic emergency brake.
It's an automatic disqualification from the dozens and devaluation of roast cred.
It just so happens I have a prepared response for such a move...but I'm a day late & dollar short to this thread.
(and sorry about Invisible Mom)

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6xCtNZMAnU[/youtube]

[comesect2.0]

I see what you mean. ...im a fan of menstrual jokes so...+1 for invisible man, & spacerituaL...still HARD AS FUCK.

[Invisible Man]

(My mom is very much alive. Or was last I heard.)

(I think you have to escalate 'bad taste' with space to really get anywhere.)

[SPACERITUAL]

(I think you have to escalate 'bad taste' with space to really get anywhere.)

I have what has been remarked to be almost clinically good taste.

[frodog]

"Clinically good taste" seems like a bad thing to be accused of having.