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My band name sucks

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I've been making music solo and with a band under the name Dharma For One for like 6 years. It's become attached to me, and we've got Merch, websites etc all under that name.

Trouble is, it sucks.

I want to drop the For One and keep Dharma. I think it'll be easier to tell people our name without it being too long, and I won't lose the small amount of brand recognition that I already have. I'm also terrible at making and names that don't sound super shitty like DetRIOT or other Detroit related cringeclusters.

What do you guys think?
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HAHAHA

I'm sorry, it really sucks.

Dharma sounds okay. I suck at making names for bands too, so I decided to just take names from other things for my bands:

Morningrise (Slowdive song), Walle (well, the robot), Langerhaus (a famous Mexican prison), etcétera...
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Yeah I was 18 and huge in to Jethro Tull so I ripped the name off of that song. I was really into prog, jazz fusion, and other generally pretentious shit back then (and still am) and lacked the creativity to change the name.
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Dharma and the Gregs.
Dharma and Old Gregg.
Dharminian Evolution.
Rharma Rock City.

Stip me when the pure gold overloads your receptors for awesome...
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Dharma Bomb
DHARMA LLAMA FARMER...
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dharmani

"dharmani is equated to ceremonial devotion to the principles that gods used to create order from disorder, the world from chaos."
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and it sounds like the luxury fashion brand :lol:
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gnomethrone wrote:dharmani

"dharmani is equated to ceremonial devotion to the principles that gods used to create order from disorder, the world from chaos."
-wikipedia

and it sounds like the luxury fashion brand :lol:
Yes. One made in a certain subcontinental sweatshop labouring under a caste system and a certain polytheistic faith...
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you just blew my mind right now
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Dharma gone numb
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I don't dislike the name and in a way it fit's your guy's Pillowsyness :thumb:
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i like it.

one word names are a bitch to find if they aren't a weird made up word.

like maharaja played at my bar tonight. easy to find.
next week we have "rafting." impossible to find. not a great idea...
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Dharma Chameleon.

These ideas come and go.

They come and go. Oh.
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Invisible Man wrote:Dharma Chameleon.

These ideas come and go.

They come and go. Oh.
beat me to it :lol:

Dharmageddon?

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Pharma
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