And the most annoying term used in Boutique land is.......

[Blackened Soul]

Gummy Bear cookies sounds awful. Why the fuck would you think of that? What is wrong with you?

How do you know they wouldn't be AWESOME!!!!!??????

[The Eristic]

It's not so much single words, but combinations. "Warm, glassy, transparent highs, big, organic, focused lows and just the right amount of balanced, rich, punchy midrange with all the bite, clarity and smooth singing qualities you could ever want." Literally every pedal delivers every possible quality of sound simultaneously.

I also hate instructions for children included as descriptions. "Keep the gain low to get a nice low gain drive, or crank up the gain for higher gain tones!"

[Dandolin]

[rfurtkamp]

It's not so much single words, but combinations. "Warm, glassy, transparent highs, big, organic, focused lows and just the right amount of balanced, rich, punchy midrange with all the bite, clarity and smooth singing qualities you could ever want." Literally every pedal delivers every possible quality of sound simultaneously.

I also hate instructions for children included as descriptions. "Keep the gain low to get a nice low gain drive, or crank up the gain for higher gain tones!"

You sound like you're ready to write for PGS or Tone Report.

[UglyCasanova]

Free range pedals.

That's when you spread your shit out all over the floor right? Everyone knows pedals are happier when they're not constrained to an inhumane board

Thanks for this inspiration. I'm gonna start saying this when people ask why my pedal board is a spread out mess

Yes!

[comesect2.0]

"if your looking at this, then you know what it is" "and how rare it is" ..."its super holey grail rare" "you wont find this anywhere online right now"(looks over to suggestion bar/see's 2 at better price)

[Dungus]

Does anyone like bread? What's your favourite bread?

[comesect2.0]

pumpernickel. .....

[rfurtkamp]

I'm boring.

I like nasty ol' white bread.

[The Eristic]

It's not so much single words, but combinations. "Warm, glassy, transparent highs, big, organic, focused lows and just the right amount of balanced, rich, punchy midrange with all the bite, clarity and smooth singing qualities you could ever want." Literally every pedal delivers every possible quality of sound simultaneously.

I also hate instructions for children included as descriptions. "Keep the gain low to get a nice low gain drive, or crank up the gain for higher gain tones!"

You sound like you're ready to write for PGS or Tone Report.

[rfurtkamp]

It's not so much single words, but combinations. "Warm, glassy, transparent highs, big, organic, focused lows and just the right amount of balanced, rich, punchy midrange with all the bite, clarity and smooth singing qualities you could ever want." Literally every pedal delivers every possible quality of sound simultaneously.

I also hate instructions for children included as descriptions. "Keep the gain low to get a nice low gain drive, or crank up the gain for higher gain tones!"

You sound like you're ready to write for PGS or Tone Report.

Spin that cylinder, here's three bullets from recent issues I just pulled up:

"The graphics are killer and the build quality is specified for post-human longevity."

"Each of the tones were obviously crafted with great attention to detail and for that reason, I'll declare it a winner."

"In a world obsessed with all bells and whistles and tap tempo and submenus, stripped-down pedals like this one feel somewhat refreshing."

(Only somewhat).

"Works great at lower volumes, and has controls to make it sound good on any rig."

(Any?)

[rustywire]

It's def the combinations. Hyperbolic word salad.

>POST-HUMAN LONGEVITY
new band name.

[rfurtkamp]

Their new album, "Artisanal Overdrive" is available on Columbia Records.

[Strange Tales]

Gummy Bear cookies sounds awful. Why the fuck would you think of that? What is wrong with you?

How do you know they wouldn't be AWESOME!!!!!??????

I get a sad in my stomach at the thought of it. That's good enough reason for me!

[comesect2.0]

sounds like some thing i'd put together blazed as fuck. I think the words together sounds gooey