And the most annoying term used in Boutique land is.......

BossMann73 · Post by **BossMann73** » Mon Feb 20, 2017 3:52 pm

My vote has to go with the word "batch." WTF, are we making chocolate chip cookies ova here? Boutique guys, this shit has gotten way outta hand. Stop it with your "small batches" and "the upcoming batch." Shit is gettin dicey yo!

frodog · Post by **frodog** » Mon Feb 20, 2017 3:55 pm

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Batch_file

actual · Post by **actual** » Mon Feb 20, 2017 3:59 pm

Yes I agree and that statement definitely needed it's own thread. Thank you.

bloatedsack · Post by **bloatedsack** » Mon Feb 20, 2017 3:59 pm

Dear pedal builders:

I have taken the liberty of compiling this handy list of synonyms for "batch:"
amount
array
assortment
bunch
bundle
cluster
collection
lot
parcel
quantity
shipment
volume
accumulation
aggregation
assemblage
clump
clutch
crowd
group
pack
set

You may reward me all with a free pedal from your next clump.

crochambeau · Post by **crochambeau** » Mon Feb 20, 2017 4:03 pm

BossMann73 wrote:My vote has to go with the word "batch." WTF, are we making chocolate chip cookies ova here? Boutique guys, this shit has gotten way outta hand. Stop it with your "small batches" and "the upcoming batch." Shit is gettin dicey yo!

What about "run"? Same concept (limited manufacture, which is largely unavoidable), different term.

Though, including chocolate chip cookies from a single batch would put a whole new spin on GET THEM WHILE THEY'RE FRESH!

Plus it might put an interesting spin on collector resale... "You ate the cookie, that's a $100 devalue!" or "who the fuck counterfeits cookies using gummy bears as chocolate chips?!"

Strange Tales · Post by **Strange Tales** » Mon Feb 20, 2017 4:05 pm

Gummy Bear cookies sounds awful. Why the fuck would you think of that? What is wrong with you?

goroth · Post by **goroth** » Mon Feb 20, 2017 4:07 pm

Do the cookies come with the box or not?

tremolo3 · Post by **tremolo3** » Mon Feb 20, 2017 4:08 pm

mmmm as much as I LOL at the booteek circlejerk most of the time, there's nothing wrong with batch.

The one I can't stand is "organic".

crochambeau · Post by **crochambeau** » Mon Feb 20, 2017 4:09 pm

Strange Tales wrote:Gummy Bear cookies sounds awful. Why the fuck would you think of that? What is wrong with you?

I got a massive haul of them from ILFSS and that was my wife's response as well. She won't let me use the nice cookie sheets for anything any more.

actual · Post by **actual** » Mon Feb 20, 2017 4:15 pm

Toasted gummy bears are the shit.

Wittgenstein · Post by **Wittgenstein** » Mon Feb 20, 2017 4:27 pm

BossMann73 wrote:My vote has to go with the word "batch." WTF, are we making chocolate chip cookies ova here? Boutique guys, this shit has gotten way outta hand. Stop it with your "small batches" and "the upcoming batch." Shit is gettin dicey yo!

Finally, someone had the nerve to say it. U makin' America Great Again, brah

Strange Tales · Post by **Strange Tales** » Mon Feb 20, 2017 4:30 pm

actualidiot wrote:Toasted gummy bears are the shit.

What does toasting them do? My brain does not come up with a scenario I like.

actual · Post by **actual** » Mon Feb 20, 2017 4:32 pm

Strange Tales wrote:
actualidiot wrote:Toasted gummy bears are the shit.
What does toasting them do? My brain does not come up with a scenario I like.

Caramelization on the outside, gooey on the inside like marshmellows man. Also enhances the flavor cause heat.

Snufkino · Post by **Snufkino** » Mon Feb 20, 2017 4:33 pm

I'm building a batch of organic Boss clones. Fight me.

raj007 · Post by **raj007** » Mon Feb 20, 2017 4:37 pm

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