I think I've found the TGPest thread ever

[theavondon]

I really wish I didn't know people that are EXACTLY like that.

[tuffteef]

i dont think like people stick it there nose directly like there in love with it or atleast for me

as soon as u open the box it was a dear lord wtf is that smell and then u realise its the pedal

[Blurillaz]

Not bad, but may I present: http://www.thegearpage.net/board/showthread.php?t=517642

lulz looks like I posted in that thread :D
nothing funny though

[Ghost Hip]

Mellowtone pedals come with incense, therefore I always smell my mellowtones.

[foomanfat]

and i play in my church praise band too, but my fuzz is never neglected.

This.

On the strap thread:
Who needs tone, when you gots da fuzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz?

[smile_man]

my sampler smells like delicious cigarette/cigar smoke.

[randel_07]

yay you too foomanfat! that's awesome!

[metalmariachi]

Mellowtone pedals come with incense, therefore I always smell my mellowtones.

This is the truth.
My favorite post was this

I These obssesive little soldering gnats love to smoke while they solder, and while they package stuff up. Everything arrives smelling smokey. Its part of the mystique.

I only use leather straps without buckles. they can be tuned to length and sound better.

besides leather is sexy.

MM

[theavondon]

If I ever start making pedals, I'm gonna exhale cigar smoke directly into the boxes AND inside the enclosures just to piss these fuckers off.

[hclapp219]

The latest contender:

http://www.thegearpage.net/board/showth ... p?t=720821

For those of you who don't want to click through, the title of the thread is "I got told to not bring my Divided By 13 to my next gig. "

[magiclawnchair]

arent lead lines supposed to stand out over chords???

[Bellyheart]

So much wrong with that. Some musicians missed the point.

[deadbeatriot]

poor baby had his ego bruised

[Chumley]

I LOVE TGP... always nice to know that no matter how lame you feel, there will always be more pathetic people.

[Bellyheart]

Hahaha