UGLIEST GEAR

[bloatedsack]

So its teh full URL no the share URL. I know drop the secure bit of http.

[Chankgeez]

Yeah, the full address.

[Kyusskoa]

http://www.guitarplayer.com/gear/1012/n ... odel/61544

A reissue best left unissued. I don't trust guitars with handles.

[hbombgraphics]

eh...pink one is pretty cool always kinda wanted one of these
only generally play guitars with dot markers so that's a deal breaker for me

as far as handles are concerned, I hope you aren't counting old teisco cutouts as handles because those guitars are trustworthy and treat everyone with kindness

[bloatedsack]

they were ugly as sin when first released and are simply out of place now.

but i always thought the inlays were cool. shame they're fucking dayglo too.

[Cisco]

Maybe not the ugliest......but certainly the lamest.

[echorec]

Maybe not the ugliest......but certainly the lamest.

Guy Fieri & Conan O'Brien?

[Cisco]

Might as well be.

[karmablock]

Conan is rockabilly guy his signature pedal would be a reverb.

[echorec]

Continuing on a similar theme, it's not the ugliest (the technical execution is fine), but it's the concept. If someone bought you this, would you: laugh, cry, laugh until you cried, respectfully thank them and then paint over it? Seeing a band's logo on a guitar (played by someone outside the band) is as goofy to me as album cover art. I grew up on Nirvana, but if someone took to the stage with a naked baby swimming in a pool sprayed across their instrument, then I would immediately think I was about to see a uniquely amateurish and silly performance.

http://www.musiciansfriend.com/guitars/ ... ric-guitar

[echorec]

Anyone want to take a guess as to who built these?



These look like Korean knockoffs you'd find at Wal-Mart. I understand young girls might like the fluorescent pink or the light green, but these just look so cheap to me. I don't like the naked humbuckers without chrome coverings. I don't like the knobs either---it's too much plastic hardware. The bowling ball on the right isn't particularly appetizing either, but not one of the five looks like a top-shelf instrument.

[coldbrightsunlight]

That pink would look great on a one pickup Jr with the different pick guard though. The bowling ball is just awful.

[lost in music]

Agreed that a Jr. would look great in that pink. I also really like the colors of the Jems, if they had a hardtail or at least a less bulky tremolo system.

[actual]

Speaking of Conan

[worra]

I actually love Conan but yeah.....that guitar. It'd be fine without the graphic and the inlays.