ILFcast - The Return!!!

[comesect2.0]

Il talk up a storm...about how life is a waiting game and the system is a joke to intensify wants and obsessions, how the Sasquatch is really a race of vegetable people, how existence in general is a meta dimensional simulation of information, i can slap my balls against the table and say ooo golly gee its about time to rap it up!....i can talk about all the times i got into weird sexual situations, how people my age and younger are just filled with aspirations and talk big with fluffy dreams i can shoot down in my jaded frustration...and hey if im drunk and shit...it will probably be astounding for il tap into the secret satellite that frequency i can only hone in on when brain is on freq intoxicated..i can propose why jimi hendrix should have been a hip hop star, why the Beatles suck, why every band you like sucks, why tiny tim should have been let back on the carson show, why i cant wait for ozzy to die, and why static electricity starts an oscillator that isnt even plugged with battery power, what drugs do what, why you shouldn't care if you cant play an instrument, i could show yall how to make some good soup and a nice cup of coffee.

[Iommic Pope]

Il talk up a storm...about how life is a waiting game and the system is a joke to intensify wants and obsessions, how the Sasquatch is really a race of vegetable people, how existence in general is a meta dimensional simulation of information, i can slap my balls against the table and say ooo golly gee its about time to rap it up!....i can talk about all the times i got into weird sexual situations, how people my age and younger are just filled with aspirations and talk big with fluffy dreams i can shoot down in my jaded frustration...and hey if im drunk and shit...it will probably be astounding for il tap into the secret satellite that frequency i can only hone in on when brain is on freq intoxicated..i can propose why jimi hendrix should have been a hip hop star, why the Beatles suck, why every band you like sucks, why tiny tim should have been let back on the carson show, why i cant wait for ozzy to die, and why static electricity starts an oscillator that isnt even plugged with battery power, what drugs do what, why you shouldn't care if you cant play an instrument, i could show yall how to make some good soup and a nice cup of coffee.

I'm a manager, so I interview lots of folks who want to work for me. I could interview you guys and tell you why I wouldn't hire you if you want.

[Jwar]

I call interviewing Uncle Grandpa! That's one nut I want to crack...wait...was that kind of you know...nm.

[jrfox92]

I call interviewing Uncle Grandpa! That's one nut I want to crack...wait...was that kind of you know...nm.

Pretty sure no one is allowed to know UG's identity, much less hear his voice.
It'd probably be like one of those undercover agent/whistleblower interviews.

[comesect2.0]

i first got into trying to find out more about ug after i kept losing my ebay bids, and seeing the next week the exact pedal show up on rectal hygienist page..
...lo and behold that guy has out bid and won at least 5 to 6 different things i was almost the winner for, last one was some trog drone...little boy blue, few fuzzs back when wooddragon was selling 100s of pedals...

[Chankgeez]

I don't need Nora to tell me why he won't hire me. He can just not return my phone calls. That'd be fine.

[Jwar]

I don't need Nora to tell me why he won't hire me. He can just not return my phone calls. That'd be fine.

I thought Nora was a woman?

Am I dumb??

[comesect2.0]

thought that too until i saw a hairy man arm reach for a knob on one of his videos.....unless i just fucked up big time....

[DRodriguez]

We can find out during the interview

[Chankgeez]

[BitchPudding]

Everyone gets to hear if behndy's voice sounds as vaugely sexual as 90% of his posts.

[DRodriguez]

And now I want to hear how Ryan Summit talks.

Hope he's doing alright, miss that dude

[BitchPudding]

Same. Dudes been mia for a while now.

[waltdogg]

wormdirt (wes) hasnt been around in a while now either.

[lordgalvar]

I call interviewing Uncle Grandpa! That's one nut I want to crack...wait...was that kind of you know...nm.

Pretty sure no one is allowed to know UG's identity, much less hear his voice.
It'd probably be like one of those undercover agent/whistleblower interviews.

He just had a demo with his voice.

And knob reflections.