NPD!!! (or HILTSWALTK)

[magiclawnchair]

New Pedal Day or How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Klon!!!!

ok, so i got this on friday and took a while to post it...

really i was going to have an epic npd as i was supposed to get a hand painted seppuku octave drone but they shipped me the sub-octave synth on accident!

anyway my guy St has gone above and beyond building me a non-buffered true bypass klon centaur or as i affectionately call it the St ilftaur



my guy steevdeadman did up the graphics and i must say not only is this one of the sexiest pedals i have, it sounds amazing!!!

what does it do? it makes a little pignose sound FUCKING MASSIVE!!! it makes a zakk wylde mini stack sound like zakk wylde might actually use one, but now it sounds too good so he probably wouldnt... it makes a sunn concert lead half stack sound like it is in ludicrous speed and gone plaid... it makes my nipples hard!!! real hard!!!

seriously, i did not think the ab-synth>wolf computer fuzz combo could sound any better, but with the ilftaur pushing it

so all i am saying is this will be at the front of my pedal chain and turned on for the rest of my life and every time i play my guitar i will think of how awesome my guys stanimal and steevdeadman are!!!

i will make some clipzez when i get to it!!!

[jrmy]

NICE!!!!!

That is a seriously sexy little pedal. How small is that thing? It looks like it should be tiny.

Early awaiting the clippage...

[magiclawnchair]

HUGE mxr knobs are HUGE!!!

regular fuzzhugger/devi dual size enclosure with HUGE mxr knobs that are HUGE!!!

[steevdeadman]

Yea I got one of those huge knobs on my modded hype that I sold... They are HUGE! (...that's what she said)

[kosta]

A) That ILFtaur graphic is HILARIOUS. Go Deadman!
B) Those knobs!!! Go Stanimal!

[stanimal]

Awesome..... when Deadman sent me that graphic the first time i swear to god i was giggling for a good ten minutes straight... it's hilarious....

[Gunner Recall]

Happy new horsey man day!

Though if I may...isn't the buffer a huge part of the "Klon" sound?

[magiclawnchair]

A) That ILFtaur graphic is Nick Cannon. Go Deadman!
B) Those knobs!!! Go Stanimal!

fixed...

Awesome..... when Deadman sent me that graphic the first time i swear to god i was giggling for a good ten minutes straight... it's Nick Cannon....

fixed...

if we learned anything from the chappelle show its that dave's kid needs a working comedian in his life and that Nick Cannon is hilllllllaaarious!!!!

Happy new horsey man day!
Though if I may...isn't the buffer a huge part of the "Klon" sound?

thanks gunner!

could be... stan told me the one he built for himself was not buffered and it sounds amazing... i have only heard of buffers screwing with fuzz in a negative way and i am quite fuzz dependant so i trusted stan's judgment and am glad i did!!! i could not imagine this sounding better but i know nothing of buffers so...

maybe someday i will get my hands on one with a buffer to see what is up but damn this thing sounds great!!!

[kosta]

I love the way Chapelle's kid says "hilaaaaaarious" in that bit.

[magiclawnchair]

I love the way Chapelle's kid says "hilaaaaaarious" in that bit.

i had no idea deadman was going to do that and when i opened the box and saw it i

then i wondered if kosta would get the joke!!!

i knew you would!!!

[kosta]

Oh shit! I just noticed the "Nick Cannon" label on the enclosure!!! So funny.

[magiclawnchair]

some say the tone is in the enclosure however they are wrong...

the tone is in the nick cannon!!!

[kosta]

I want a Wayne Brady pedal. This is not an option. You gonna smoke this or we gonna have a problem!

[magiclawnchair]

hey kosta, i didnt know you like to get wet...

[kosta]

Sherm Fuzz FTW

PS - Angel? I ain't no angel. I'm high on PCP!