UGLIEST GEAR

[JonnyAngle]

This thread delivers SO HARD!


https://reverb.com/item/2176992-fender- ... -revisited

[Chankgeez]

I actually liked that until I saw the price.

[psychic vampire.]

That sounds like what I fail at trying to do every day.

I miss drummers.

Drum Machines are your friend. You got that MDUW. Fuckin, roll with it. I'd do bad things for one of those. What's your favorite resonant low-pass filter pedal? Use one of those, into a DS-1 (for era accuracy) and we're talking sludge-rave.

Just put resonant filters on all the guitar leads. 909 kicks sound great with everything.

The fame & glamour goes to the 808bd boom...but that 909 thump is the real mvp, all glory due. Through a Pultec type EQ? THICC

Never understood why the 808 gets so much more recognition and love than the 909, but i was also always a techno and trance kid, and never a hip hop and house kid. To me the 808 feels like all attack/click with none of the beautiful body that the 909 has. I could listen to kick drums all day, though.

[friendship]

I love the 707 snare way more than the 808.

[Adamadamadam]

I could listen to kick drums all day, though.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C63iP5nlWxc[/youtube]

[lordgalvar]

Drum Machines are your friend. You got that MDUW. Fuckin, roll with it. I'd do bad things for one of those. What's your favorite resonant low-pass filter pedal? Use one of those, into a DS-1 (for era accuracy) and we're talking sludge-rave.

eh, it's a personal criticism...

me and drum machines I think they need a randomized tempo changer and just three preset beats. I like the machinedrum overall though and it a lot of fun. Done my best beats on it....but still not up to even the shittiest drummer with a trashcan level.

Filters: whatever is around.

[01010111]

Lords of Acid at 1/2 speed?

I was thinking more like this but a mellower groove and more fuzzzz:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WiG0nI6r1Qg[/youtube]

[Chankgeez]

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[rustywire]

Just put resonant filters on all the guitar leads. 909 kicks sound great with everything.

The fame & glamour goes to the 808bd boom...but that 909 thump is the real mvp, all glory due. Through a Pultec type EQ? THICC

Never understood why the 808 gets so much more recognition and love than the 909, but i was also always a techno and trance kid, and never a hip hop and house kid. To me the 808 feels like all attack/click with none of the beautiful body that the 909 has. I could listen to kick drums all day, though.

Hiphop. It's mostly the hiphop. I think the 808 fetishization is over the long sustain which gets subwoofers rumbling, while many people associate 909 kicks with the overdriven/blownout-4-to-the-floor staple. But when not driven hard, 909 kick can be made to sound more like a real kick drum FME.
Interesting note about the 909s is some have longer max decay/sustain than others, as a virtue of how they were factory tuned...or drifted over time. It's random. They truly come alive when EQ'd and run through a compressor, but already sound more thump than slap.

[bob the r0bot]

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https://reverb.com/item/2761624-fender- ... d-folk-art

How much harder would it have been to just cover your hand in pant and use that instead of painting a handprint

[lordgalvar]

There is no thumb and a metatarsal split...so maybe it is an authentic primordial sloth print?

[Mudfuzz]

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on the plus side it isn't burst&tort

[lost in music]

These really got my goat when I randomly opened a Fender email last year.

[Chankgeez]

[rustywire]

Lose the dragon, swap in a black pickguard & that blue one becomes beautiful