Holy Shit, Everyone Just Got Fucked On By Behringer

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psychic vampire. wrote:Price just dropped.

$999.99 MSRP for the keyboard version. Y'all.
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Literally just destroyed the synth market. Literally.

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Wait for the desktop module to drop at like 800. It's fucking over.
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*holds out judgement for in-depth demo*
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Nailed the price point based on the eye test. Wouldn't it be nice if this proves to be as practical of an option as it appears?
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rustywire wrote:Nailed the price point based on the eye test. Wouldn't it be nice if this proves to be as practical of an option as it appears?
I'm just waiting for the headline:

Behringer DeepMind 12 release date: 04/01/2017

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If that happens then the other companies will have a chance to steal their thunder. :idk:
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Fuck Behringer but if this brings down the prices of used Junos then I am on board...
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fever606 wrote:Fuck Behringer but if this brings down the prices of used Junos then I am on board...

I'm not sure about used Juno's. Vintage is Vintage. But as for bringing down the price of its contemporaries..... :yay:
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I dunno, 1000 is a lotta money, I wish they would release something without those stupid digital fx and the inconvenient menu screen, maybe also with a few voices less or something, 8 voices is more than enough really.
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Tristan wrote:I dunno, 1000 is a lotta money, I wish they would release something without those stupid digital fx and the inconvenient menu screen, maybe also with a few voices less or something, 8 voices is more than enough really.
With 2 DCOs per voice and 12 voices, you can have 4 detuned DCOs riding each other over 6 voices. That would sound MASSIVE. I'm waiting to see how nice it is to edit this thing. That interface makes me very suspicious.
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God damn, people are complaining about this shit? 12 voices is too much? Bypassable digital effects are no good? A screen that shows your oscillator and envelope and filter shapes is bad? I don't get people. This thing is shaping up to be nuts.
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This must be your first product speculation thread. We are right on target for all scheduled programming. :)*
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Right within the realm of what I was expecting, if it's decent, I am very, very, very, very onboard.
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Invisible Man wrote:This must be your first product speculation thread. We are right on target for all scheduled programming. :)*
Complaining about an analog polysynth under $1000 having too many voices is like complaining about that time you had too many full-body orgasms.

I don't know about this $999 12 Voice Analog Polysynth. What if we got rid of like, the screen, 11 of the voices, and knocked $600 off the price? Then i'd be interested!
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Yeah, I don't like the screen and I don't care about 12 voices, so what?
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