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Don't insult witches like that-HAIL WOTAN
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Wotan wrote:Don't insult witches like that-HAIL WOTAN

oh lulz,Wotzo :no: Wotan,or Odin,were pseudo -immortals. Unless of course you mean the Germanic accounts of Wotan as the Wild Huntsman :picard: silly biscuit :hug:
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blooghost wrote:
Wotan wrote:Don't insult witches like that-HAIL WOTAN

oh lulz,Wotzo :no: Wotan,or Odin,were pseudo -immortals. Unless of course you mean the Germanic accounts of Wotan as the Wild Huntsman :picard: silly biscuit :hug:


How can one be pseudo-immortal?
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futuresailors wrote:How can one be pseudo-immortal?
Like this?
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devnulljp wrote:
futuresailors wrote:How can one be pseudo-immortal?
Like this?

Hmm...wouldn't a portion of infinity still be infinity? Unless he meant a fraction of a human life span...
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futuresailors wrote:
blooghost wrote:
Wotan wrote:Don't insult witches like that-HAIL WOTAN

oh lulz,Wotzo :no: Wotan,or Odin,were pseudo -immortals. Unless of course you mean the Germanic accounts of Wotan as the Wild Huntsman :picard: silly biscuit :hug:


How can one be pseudo-immortal?

The Norse gods had the Apples of Idun to maintain vigor. These apples were coaxed out of Idun's watch by the trickster god,Loki(also a pseudo immortal) and were given to a vengeful frost giant. These apples were won back by the mighty Thunderer,Thor. While the apples were quite sufficient in the prolonging of the Norse gods' vitality,the gods were still vulnerable to the supernatural powers of entities such as the Midgard Serpent,Fenrir(the giant wolf-spawn of Loki).and the giant wolf Garm. The viking lore makes for a hell of a read. Check it out! :thumb:
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blooghost wrote:The Norse gods had the Apples of Idun to maintain vigor. These apples were coaxed out of Idun's watch by the trickster god,Loki(also a pseudo immortal) and were given to a vengeful frost giant. These apples were won back by the mighty Thunderer,Thor. While the apples were quite sufficient in the prolonging of the Norse gods' vitality,the gods were still vulnerable to the supernatural powers of entities such as the Midgard Serpent,Fenrir(the giant wolf-spawn of Loki).and the giant wolf Garm. The viking lore makes for a hell of a read. Check it out! :thumb:
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devnulljp wrote:
blooghost wrote:The Norse gods had the Apples of Idun to maintain vigor. These apples were coaxed out of Idun's watch by the trickster god,Loki(also a pseudo immortal) and were given to a vengeful frost giant. These apples were won back by the mighty Thunderer,Thor. While the apples were quite sufficient in the prolonging of the Norse gods' vitality,the gods were still vulnerable to the supernatural powers of entities such as the Midgard Serpent,Fenrir(the giant wolf-spawn of Loki).and the giant wolf Garm. The viking lore makes for a hell of a read. Check it out! :thumb:
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By that rationale,Jesus rose from the dead. Thor did not. A clay mation depiction of such an epic battle would be mighty entertaining though a la Celebrity Deathmatch. Thor vs. the man-god Hercules would be kinda coo :rock:
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blooghost,if you call me Wotzo,WotWot,or anything other than your God,I'll nail You to a cross!
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Wotan wrote:blooghost,if you call me Wotzo,WotWot,or anything other than your God,I'll nail You to a cross!

Wotzo :p -BRING IT I will run my lap steel into my God Zilla and Velcroscillator and blast you with fuzzy ectoplasmic ghostbeams that'll send you runnin' back to yer maw :evil:
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I will spew forth hell fire from my headstock and trap you in an electric pentagram,then no more posts from the ghost
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:lol: :lol:
My post didn't post, but this is better anyways.
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this you "wotan"???

http://www.myspace.com/wotan1

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are ghosts impaired by electricity???
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blooghost wrote:I will run my lap steel into my God Zilla and Velcroscillator and blast you with fuzzy ectoplasmic ghostbeams that'll send you runnin' back to yer maw :evil:

Wotan wrote:I will spew forth hell fire from my headstock and trap you in an electric pentagram,then no more posts from the ghost
Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
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