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So was Jesus a witch?

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He turned water in to wine...
He walked on water...
He replicated snack food....

I'm pretty sure that in the dark ages those would be burnable offenses....

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Mudfuzz wrote:He turned water in to wine...
He walked on water...
He replicated snack food....

I'm pretty sure that in the dark ages those would be burnable offenses....

Thoughts? :evil:



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Water to wine is easy, yo. Just throw some mashed up fruit (usually grapes) in that shit, and leave it sitting outside. Some random wild yeast will blow into that shit, and in a few weeks, presto, you have wine. It'll probably taste like shit, though. Wild yeasts do funky things. That's how they did it in the ye olde days though
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Jesus was reincarnated into Lou Diamond Phillips.

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less_cunning wrote:Jesus was reincarnated into Lou Diamond Phillips.

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No shit?!? That make so much sense... Now that I think about it... And all this time I thought it was Ed Asner :wha?:
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Jesus was a witch the same was Dumbledore was gay
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:idea:

my mother was a witch
she was burned alive...

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-u-HCHCuHMg[/youtube]

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magiclawnchair wrote::idea:

my mother was a witch
she was burned alive...

(second song i learned all the way though after paranoid)
Come on, at least post the original instead of that pish

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbgv587ooNM[/youtube]
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devnulljp wrote:
magiclawnchair wrote::idea:

my mother was a witch
she was burned alive...

(second song i learned all the way though after paranoid)
Come on, at least post the original instead of that pish

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbgv587ooNM[/youtube]


i didnt learn the original!!! :p

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magiclawnchair wrote:i didnt learn the original!!! :p
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Neither did James Hetfield from the sounds of things :p

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devnulljp wrote:
magiclawnchair wrote:i didnt learn the original!!! :p
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Neither did James Hetfield from the sounds of things :p


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Mudfuzz wrote:He turned water in to wine...
He walked on water...
He replicated snack food....


More like best party guest ever.
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PumpkinPieces wrote:
Mudfuzz wrote:He turned water in to wine...
He walked on water...
He replicated snack food....


More like best party guest ever.

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Only one way to find out...

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrzMhU_4m-g[/youtube]

Or you could try nailing him to a tree I suppose
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:idea:
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