SecretMachine wrote:(my girlfriend) would prefer I went for something more affordable.
as you gaze into each others eyes, with your willy nilly touching the outskirts of her pooper, like a vampire asking entrance into the residence of a young maiden, tell her you got it on sale.
10/10 pro tip.
Just the tip.
WWPD?
fcknoise wrote:You are all fucking tryhard effort posting nerds
Invisible Man wrote:
I'm probably the most humble person I know. I feel good about smelling my own butthole.
Jesus Was a Robot wrote:Did you just assume Billy Corgan's dildo preference??
