Best of CaseCandy 2016

[casecandy]

no its ok my record player is broken atm so I think we're safe.

He also has it on CD, cassette and digital.
He also isn't averse to performing an a cappella rendition

*clapclapclapclapclapclapclapclap*
I am heaven sent
*clapclapclapclapclapclapclapclap*
Don't you forgeeet
*clapclapclapclapclapclapclapclap*

That shit is turnt

Okay let me address some things

1. Yes, that shit is turnt.
2. I have it on LP, OG pressing.
3. I have it on CD, OG deluxe edition with bonus disc and slipcase.
4. I have it on digital (this really isn't anything to brag about).
5. I do not have it on cassette and I'm not really onboard the cassette revival bandwagon.
6. My three younger brothers and I do a pretty turnt a capella version of "Soco Amaretto Lime" based on Emocapella's version (see below).
7. When it's all been done, and it's all been said, we're the coolest kids, and we take what we can get. You're just jealous cos we're young and in love.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w100nG7uf5w[/youtube]

[casecandy]

Fuck, talk about turnt. I remember Troy from Phish describing "Machine Gun" as his "Holy Grail of guitar." That makes a lot of sense to me. This song is one of my Holy Grails of guitar for my playing style and songwriting style.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOu5LFNaVOM[/youtube]

ANYway...

[SPACERITUAL]

BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH I remember Troy from Phish SOMETHINGBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH

Okay let me address some things

1. I am a giant douche
2. If I were a seminal industrial band, my name would be "Douching Gristle"

[SPACERITUAL]

Okay let me address some things

1. I am a giant douche
2. If I were a seminal industrial band, my name would be "Douching Gristle"
3. If i were one of the lamest college rock bullshit makeup bands ever, my name would be "Douche Cab for Cutie"

[casecandy]

Wow, not your best work, bro.

How's the meth treating you?

[SPACERITUAL]

Okay let me address some things

1. I am a giant douche
2. If I were a seminal industrial band, my name would be "Douching Gristle"
3. If i were one of the lamest college rock bullshit makeup bands ever, my name would be "Douche Cab for Cutie"
2. If i were a sniveling, pretentious, dreary little paperback about teenage self loathing and the aftermath of being molested that was used primarily to self-diagnose depression and other mental problems by stupid teenage girls in the early 2000's, my name would be "The Perks of Being A Doucheflower"

[SPACERITUAL]

Wow, not your best work, bro.

How's the meth treating you?

I was just fucking with you but if you want to deflect my siq burns and come out all personal thats cool bro.

1. I am a

[neonblack]

HOWS THE MATH TREATING YOU

[SPACERITUAL]

HOWS THE MATH TREATING YOU

ITS IRRATIONAL HOW POSITIVE MY OUTCOME WAS. I COULDNT EVEN BEGIN TO CALCULATE IT.

[D.o.S.]

I've never smoked pot. No judging though!

[D.o.S.]

the pro-Israel community I was in on Tumblr, and its spinoff FB group, was liberal, and even PC.

[gnomethrone]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gczdgI3wZbo[/youtube]
i got you, case

[psychic vampire.]

the pro-Israel community I was in on Tumblr, and its spinoff FB group, was liberal, and even PC.

[Iommic Pope]

I've never smoked pot. No judging though!

Wait-what?

[casecandy]

the pro-Israel community I was in on Tumblr, and its spinoff FB group, was liberal, and even PC.

Why is this a six-Picard statement? It's absolutely true. Like, I don't even understand why this is fodder for this thread.