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General Tsao's Tofu Burrito

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My roomate peter came up with this idea... it's going to happen later today...

a true vegan/vegetarian delightful snack (obvy can be made non vegan)

Get some Burrito wraps,
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Order some General Tsao's Tofu from Lucky's in West Philly (ask for extra spicy, extra crispy, extra sauce)
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Order it with veggie fried rice

Have the sriracha, Soy Sauce, & Duck Sauce on standby....


ROLL THAT SHIT UP AND SNACK BITCH



lemme hear some good variations!!

i can't wait to try this.
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a facepalm isn't even within the tiniest fathom in talks of burritos or general tsao's tofu!

what're you doing!
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Firstly. its General Tso.

Secondly. leave it up to honkeys to fuck up Mexican & Chinese food AT THE SAME TIME.

Thirdly. Philly Cheesesteaks 24/7.

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Wizard wrote:a facepalm isn't even within the tiniest fathom in talks of burritos or general tsao's tofu!

what're you doing!

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You tell 'em, Wiz. If I was more of a burrito man, I'd be down.

less_cunning wrote:Firstly. its General Tso.

Secondly. leave it up to honkeys to fuck up Mexican & Chinese food AT THE SAME TIME.

Thirdly. Philly Cheesesteaks 24/7.

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less_cunning wrote:Firstly. its General Tso.

Secondly. leave it up to honkeys to fuck up Mexican & Chinese food AT THE SAME TIME.

Thirdly. Philly Cheesesteaks 24/7.

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1. My bad. :picard:

2. It's called "Fusion" :picard:

3. It's true, philly cheesesteaks are king. I can get an 8" from Lucky's for 3$. It's ballin'. That's a deal.
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i love me some general tso's chicken from heng weng! :drool:

i bet this would be quite good!

less_cunning wrote:Secondly. leave it up to honkeys to fuck up Mexican & Chinese food AT THE SAME TIME.


:idk: according to the mexican ladies that work for me burrito's are yankee foods so :p

you want mexican have a plate of mole! :joy:
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cochinita pibil, tortilla soup with extra lime & mole are like my favourite foods ever
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nah, i like the way wiz thinks... i remember when i first got my own place i was inventing all sorts of "fusion" dishes with leftover takeout... it's actually not a bad idea and if chinese restaurants caught on you would see the rest of the country eating it in a damn pita... while driving... into a schoolbus... full of nuns....

i went to see Atoms for Peace monday, stopped in a mexican restaurant and the only burrito on the menu that i wanted was vegan... so i had him stuff it with steak.... was the best invented-on-the-fly meal i've had in a while, and i NEVER do that....

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I go to Korean BBQ taco trucks here all the time.... :drool:

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Did you guys know you're the worst influences EVAR?

And wiz fuck the tortilla. Gets some rice paper and DEEP FRY THAT SHIT!
And then use the remaining rice paper to and DEEP FRY EVERYTHING. Reeses, Oreos, and small children are personal favourites.
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futuresailors wrote:Did you guys know you're the worst influences EVAR?

And wiz fuck the tortilla. Gets some rice paper and DEEP FRY THAT SHIT!
And then use the remaining rice paper to and DEEP FRY EVERYTHING. Reeses, Oreos, and small children are personal favourites.


dont forget to wrap that shit in bacon before you deep fry it!!!! :yay:
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magiclawnchair wrote:
futuresailors wrote:Did you guys know you're the worst influences EVAR?

And wiz fuck the tortilla. Gets some rice paper and DEEP FRY THAT SHIT!
And then use the remaining rice paper to and DEEP FRY EVERYTHING. Reeses, Oreos, and small children are personal favourites.


dont forget to wrap that shit in bacon before you deep fry it!!!! :yay:


Wrap the bacon, deep fry that shit, and then wrap that shit in deep fried bacon and deep fry it! :omg:

:erm: You can use tofacon Wiz.
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As someone that like both tofu and burritos I can whole heartedly say I don't want one...
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gen. tso. :love:
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