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Fuck you Kirk. You dick.
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I finally got a chance to read it.

Proud of all the ILF fam, but I think Catalinbread wins it so far.
@KirkHammett Nah, yr not the first guitar player making pedals. Kudos for doing something unique like a TS with compression switches!
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popvulture wrote:Fun to see the builders getting in on the action...

https://www.instagram.com/p/BBvV8SxvMDo/

This is brutal to watch. I will say that in all the dumb Metallica horseshit we've had to deal with over the past decade and a half, KH hasn't spent nearly as much time getting lambasted as Lars and Hetfield, and rightly so. I remember thinking he was the only one in Some Kind of Monster (ok, well... Jason Newstead, but we're talking still in the band) who seemed to be remotely reasonable. I mean... obviously out of touch, but nowhere near as much of an abject choad as the others.

Welp, not anymore, dude. Way to throw yourself on the shitty bonfire.

And, just because I think this image belongs in every Metallica thread:

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Holy shit, I literally did a spit take when I saw this! Cleaning coffee off couch, gotta change my shirt, worth it!
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Teej212 wrote:what are the odds these pedals will be oozing with goop?
I think you mean "poop".
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Chankgeez wrote:
Teej212 wrote:what are the odds these pedals will be oozing with goop?
I think you mean "poop".

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#metallivesmatter
psychic vampire. wrote:The important take away from this thread: Taoism and Ring Modulators go together?
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D.o.S. wrote:
I finally got a chance to read it.

Proud of all the ILF fam, but I think Catalinbread wins it so far.
@KirkHammett Nah, yr not the first guitar player making pedals. Kudos for doing something unique like a TS with compression switches!
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doommeow wrote:
Chankgeez wrote:
Teej212 wrote:what are the odds these pedals will be oozing with goop?
I think you mean "poop".

Next project: A toilet company made by a piece of shit?

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I'm at work so pretend I photoshopped Lars' head over Kirk here. Also a giant Lars coming out of the toilet.
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I'll help out since you're at work...
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This has made my day.
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mulekicker wrote:
popvulture wrote:Fun to see the builders getting in on the action...

https://www.instagram.com/p/BBvV8SxvMDo/

This is brutal to watch. I will say that in all the dumb Metallica horseshit we've had to deal with over the past decade and a half, KH hasn't spent nearly as much time getting lambasted as Lars and Hetfield, and rightly so. I remember thinking he was the only one in Some Kind of Monster (ok, well... Jason Newstead, but we're talking still in the band) who seemed to be remotely reasonable. I mean... obviously out of touch, but nowhere near as much of an abject choad as the others.

Welp, not anymore, dude. Way to throw yourself on the shitty bonfire.

And, just because I think this image belongs in every Metallica thread:

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Holy shit, I literally did a spit take when I saw this! Cleaning coffee off couch, gotta change my shirt, worth it!
these fuckers are so out of touch
but so are the masses who support these asshats
they'll sell millions probably because shit sells these days
I guess
why does everything suck?

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