Kirk Hammett
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First Medical Oxygen Supply company founded by actual oxygen thief.....I mean breather.
WWPD?
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casecandy wrote:OR... WOULD YOU?!?!nshuman wrote:"You wouldn't download a pedal!"
DUN DUN DUN
Oh no, I've been doing that with my H9s as well. Am I going to get arrested now? Will Metallica's drummer get upset? I need to go into hiding now before they find me and make me listen to their shitty music.
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@ 1st guitarist pedal company?No 1st David Lo Pan of Big Trouble in Little China drove pedal company? Ya
https://www.google.com/search?q=david+l ... rBbxZ_M%3A
I just tweeted him this. Not showing up on his replies though
https://www.google.com/search?q=david+l ... rBbxZ_M%3A
I just tweeted him this. Not showing up on his replies though
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Come on guys. Clearly he meant by the best guitarist evar. I mean right? Metallica!!! Wait they suck. Hmmmmm. Not sure what the fuck he meant.
"I do not have the ability to think rationally 90% of the time and I also change my mind at the drop of a hat".
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Fun to see the builders getting in on the action...
https://www.instagram.com/p/BBvV8SxvMDo/
This is brutal to watch. I will say that in all the dumb Metallica horseshit we've had to deal with over the past decade and a half, KH hasn't spent nearly as much time getting lambasted as Lars and Hetfield, and rightly so. I remember thinking he was the only one in Some Kind of Monster (ok, well... Jason Newstead, but we're talking still in the band) who seemed to be remotely reasonable. I mean... obviously out of touch, but nowhere near as much of an abject choad as the others.
Welp, not anymore, dude. Way to throw yourself on the shitty bonfire.
And, just because I think this image belongs in every Metallica thread:

https://www.instagram.com/p/BBvV8SxvMDo/
This is brutal to watch. I will say that in all the dumb Metallica horseshit we've had to deal with over the past decade and a half, KH hasn't spent nearly as much time getting lambasted as Lars and Hetfield, and rightly so. I remember thinking he was the only one in Some Kind of Monster (ok, well... Jason Newstead, but we're talking still in the band) who seemed to be remotely reasonable. I mean... obviously out of touch, but nowhere near as much of an abject choad as the others.
Welp, not anymore, dude. Way to throw yourself on the shitty bonfire.
And, just because I think this image belongs in every Metallica thread:

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D.o.S. wrote:I'm pretty sure moderation leads to Mustang Sally.
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Btw, same thing just happened with Wyclef Jean on Reddit, but WAY worse.
neonblack wrote:They say tone is in the hooks
D.o.S. wrote:I'm pretty sure moderation leads to Mustang Sally.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JphJfwsUbT4coldbrightsunlight wrote:Yes I am a soppy pop person at heart I think with noises round the edge
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That last image has made my day
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That louderthangod dude seems a little butthurtpopvulture wrote:Fun to see the builders getting in on the action...
https://www.instagram.com/p/BBvV8SxvMDo/
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Is that our louderthangod? I like him.Casavettes wrote:That louderthangod dude seems a little butthurtpopvulture wrote:Fun to see the builders getting in on the action...
https://www.instagram.com/p/BBvV8SxvMDo/
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so gloriouspopvulture wrote:Btw, same thing just happened with Wyclef Jean on Reddit, but WAY worse.
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shawn.e.blackman...as featured on the new Metallica album "Injustice for Wah"
This is a very impressive collection of Roto Toms. That's 21 Roto Toms in all. That is only $33.00 a Roto Tom.
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what are the odds these pedals will be oozing with goop?
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[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bN76TvJspY[/youtube]casecandy wrote:Also... I always thought those commercials were so presumptuous
Like, "YOU WOULDN'T STEAL A BIKE"
I'm like, motherfucker, you don't know
I might steal a bike
I make noise toys under Stomping Stones
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Every interview that David Karon has done reminds me of the South Park episode regarding sponsored content masquerading as real news. It comes across as an advertisement pretending to be a legitimate story.oscillateur wrote:Hahah, there are so many instances these days of real "news" (I mean, it's not really news) looking so much like an Onion article that you have to look twice at the URL to be sure it's not a parody...
This one is impressive though.
Every time those two are interviewed, it comes across as some coked-out frenzy of incoherent nonsense. There are always more exclamation points in their interviews, than the rest of the magazine's articles combined.
