Unecessarily Long (insert core here)core Song Titles Thead

casecandy · Post by **casecandy** » Tue Nov 24, 2015 10:07 pm

We all know the Brand New song "Me vs. Madonna vs. Elvis" from Deja Entendu (my favourite-ever use of a chorus pedal).

Less well-known is A Wilhelm Scream's reply, "Me vs. Morrissey in the Pretentiousness Contest (The Ladder Match)."

odontophobia · Post by **odontophobia** » Tue Nov 24, 2015 10:44 pm

I think Curl Up and Die has some of the best

"Doctor Doom, A Man Of Science, Doesn't Believe In Jesus So Why The Fuck Do You?"
"Rich Hall (Runner Up In A Carson Daly Lookalike Contest)"
"I Don't Give A Shit If I'm In Outer Darkness, I'll Make Friends"

Basically anything off of the record "Behold the Fuck Thunder" by the Great Redneck Hope.
"Whoa, Frankenstein! I Didn't Program You To Make Out With Boys!"
"Let's Fall In Love Over A.I.M. So We Can Fuck When We Meet At Cornerstone." -- This is literally so 2005 MySpace.

or from their first record "'Splosion"
"A Rhetorical Question: What Do Christian Kids Talk About? [Ex: ''God Is Awesome'' ''Totally!'']"

casecandy · Post by **casecandy** » Tue Nov 24, 2015 10:56 pm

odontophobia wrote:Great Redneck Hope

"The Say The People Elect The Government They Deserve, But I Don't Remember Knife-Raping Any Retarded Nuns"

odontophobia · Post by **odontophobia** » Tue Nov 24, 2015 11:40 pm

casecandy wrote:
odontophobia wrote:Great Redneck Hope
"The Say The People Elect The Government They Deserve, But I Don't Remember Knife-Raping Any Retarded Nuns"

"My Other Car Is A Centaur" has always been one of my favorites. Doesn't fit this thread as well.

Chankgeez · Post by **Chankgeez** » Wed Nov 25, 2015 12:01 am

"Don't Call Japanese Hardcore Jap Core"

Iommic Pope · Post by **Iommic Pope** » Wed Nov 25, 2015 12:48 am

We are just making shit up.
This is like the band names thread, only for for stupid long song titles.
But I like some the existing ones posted.

Mudfuzz · Post by **Mudfuzz** » Wed Nov 25, 2015 1:48 am

Iommic Pope wrote:We are just making shit up.
This is like the band names thread, only for for stupid long song titles.

Fine, but you have to write the thing… like so..

[In the moonlight, on a suspension bridge, she dropped her cellphone into the abyss]

Iommic Pope · Post by **Iommic Pope** » Wed Nov 25, 2015 10:36 am

Yeah I was on mobile, and I didn't edit myself.

Psychic text bitch fucks me up every time I roam.

casecandy · Post by **casecandy** » Wed Nov 25, 2015 11:11 pm

Iommic Pope wrote:We are just making shit up.
This is like the band names thread, only for for stupid long song titles.

Alright, I thought so! Here's some of mine. Mostly lines from movies and TV.

"Oughtta Be More Polite To A Man With A Gun, 'Sonly Common Sense"
"Washed Away!!! Blown Away!!! EATEN BY BIRDS!!!"
"A Nautical Phasmid, Doctor... To A Hungry Eye"
"He's A Straight-Shooter With 'Upper-Level Management' Written All Over Him"
"Ah! How Cheerfully We Consign Ourselves To Perdition!"

By the way, another one that's not mine, "I Used To Hate Cellphones, Now I Hate Car Accidents"

Invisible Man · Post by **Invisible Man** » Sun Nov 29, 2015 12:09 pm

“You Might Think He Loves You For Your Money But I Know What He Really Loves You For It's Your Brand New Leopard Skin Pillbox Hat”

casecandy · Post by **casecandy** » Sun Nov 29, 2015 9:15 pm

Invisible Man wrote:“You Might Think He Loves You For Your Money But I Know What He Really Loves You For It's Your Brand New Leopard Skin Pillbox Hat”

I don't care what anyone says, I love Death Grips

the raytownian · Post by **the raytownian** » Sun Nov 29, 2015 10:28 pm

http://www.discogs.com/Demilich-Nespithe/master/211546
[youtube][/youtube]

Inconuucl · Post by **Inconuucl** » Mon Nov 30, 2015 12:27 am

casecandy wrote:
Invisible Man wrote:“You Might Think He Loves You For Your Money But I Know What He Really Loves You For It's Your Brand New Leopard Skin Pillbox Hat”
I don't care what anyone says, I love Death Grips

ilovefuzz.com

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