EHX and JHS both have Crayon overdrives now

[Dark Barn]

Palm oil is hard to avoid, JHS pedals even more so.

[Casavettes]

I have the strangest craving for pancakes.

Not even bringing into account his crappy designs and aesthetics. Seriously, they have the lamest fucking graphics ever.

Well this is a) subjective and b) completely unfounded. If there was one good thing about the company it would be their aesthetics.

Anyway.

I can see why you guys hate JHS, it's just like... people are not bad people because they like or bought a JHS pedal. Not everybody falls into the whole ethical consumer demo, in the first place. I do. I haven't eaten KFC, tuna, or shrimp, not that I paid for, anyway, in over a decade. But if I avoided everything I wanted to avoid... I wouldn't be able to buy anything. Seriously. I tried a palm oil boycott for about a week before giving in. I could lie and say it was because I read that if we cut down our palm dependence, we'd have to use soy, and soy is just as bad, but... nah. It was just too hard to avoid. I'll take care of the tuna, and you guys take care of the JHS. I can't boycott everything.

I have no doubt that you heckled everybody who bought Kraft Dinner in the 2000s when it was owned by Altria a.k.a. Philip Morris with the same passionate intensity with which you goad me on to suicide now. No doubt.

We get it, you like their pedals.

[KaosCill8r]

After reading through this thread it has become apparent to me that a builders (and anyone they may come into contact with) religious/spiritual/geo-gender-political ideologies are very important to perspective buyers. As such I must confess, I employ monkeys to build my pedals but I don't believe in evolution.

I hope this means that you have a thousand monkeys working at a thousand soldering stations, and they're working on a fuzz pedal that can destroy the world.

[lost in music]

Just thinking about the smell of singed monkey hair now.

[Chankgeez]

After reading through this thread it has become apparent to me that a builders (and anyone they may come into contact with) religious/spiritual/geo-gender-political ideologies are very important to perspective buyers. As such I must confess, I employ monkeys to build my pedals but I don't believe in evolution.

I hope this means that you have a thousand monkeys working at a thousand soldering stations, and they're working on a fuzz pedal that can destroy the world… WITH ALL RECYCLED MATERIALS

[onyxrhino]

Wow, what were the odds this thread would devolve into bigotry?

Glad I can still buy all my pedals from China, the land of human rights and tolerance, so I don't have to give any money to those evil Christians.

[Jwar]

Lolz

[D.o.S.]

oh wow onyxrhino shows up to miss the fucking point in yet another thread.

More at 11.

[Jwar]

Double lolz

[D.o.S.]

also jwar you're stilll the best bae.

[Jwar]

also jwar you're stilll the best bae.

[Dungus]

Is "'kill the gays' republican hate church" behind a swear filter or something cos I'm pretty sure nobody can see my posts

[D.o.S.]

You don't think Charles Manson was a cool guy? You must hate everyone from Ohio.

[resincum]

I am tired of the JHS hate on ILF. They make good stuff. I stand by it.

Not everybody falls into the whole ethical consumer demo, in the first place. I do.

kindly shut the fuck up when you don't know what you're talking about.

!!!SHILL ALERT!!!

[Jero]

Glad I can still buy all my pedals from China, the land of human rights and tolerance, so I don't have to give any money to those evil Christians.

Amen