Describe a band you like in the shittiest terms possible.

casecandy · Post by **casecandy** » Fri Nov 13, 2015 3:05 pm

Strange Tales wrote:
casecandy wrote:TBH... I like the post-rock black metal way more than the "real" black metal.

How'd you know I was Hufflepuff?! LOL I have a hoodie and a mug

Ugh D.o.S. is SUCH a fucking Slytherin go figure

Also, if it had been Alcest, I would have said, "French black-metal longhairs discover reverb, Instagram filters; immediately form Explosions In The Sky tribute band."

ANYWAY

NYU student gets English degree, moves to the Bay, smokes a thousand cigarettes, and gargles excerpts from his diary at you until he literally requires surgery.
Jawbreaker

Obvi! Your prize is one of the throat polyps they removed. Framed.

jrmy · Post by **jrmy** » Fri Nov 13, 2015 4:31 pm

D.o.S. wrote:idk I found out about Sannhet from this thread. They're pretty rad, or at least their newest album is pretty rad.

Ha! I dig 'em too - they put in a BLISTERING set when I saw them in September.

casecandy wrote:How'd you know I was Hufflepuff?! LOL I have a hoodie and a mug

Ugh D.o.S. is SUCH a fucking Slytherin go figure

Actually, the Slytherin thing was just me trying to throw in a Potterism. DoS hadn't responded at that point. I've always thought of him more as a Ravenclaw, myself. But then I also hate the whole covert Myers/Briggs bullshit implied by the sorting hat...

ANYHOW...

Bay Area band of freaks burns through four or five different vocalists before settling on the hyperactive lunatic who launches them to the top with a rap/rock anthem that 99% of the rest of their catalog out-weirds in milliseconds.

Inconuucl · Post by **Inconuucl** » Fri Nov 13, 2015 4:34 pm

Faith no more?

D.o.S. · Post by **D.o.S.** » Fri Nov 13, 2015 4:40 pm

definitely.

SPACERITUAL · Post by **SPACERITUAL** » Fri Nov 13, 2015 4:47 pm

Total fucking caveman plays drums and yells and shit while skinnier caveman with more hair plays guitar and screams and shit in a band that over-powers and out-violences most powerviolence and features obtuse and sometimes idiotic lyrics about medical instruments and being a dude. Also one of the dudes is a siq ass artist that mad people are ripping off right now.

jrmy · Post by **jrmy** » Fri Nov 13, 2015 5:10 pm

Inconuucl wrote:Faith no more?

D.o.S. wrote:definitely.

But of course.

kbit · Post by **kbit** » Fri Nov 13, 2015 9:36 pm

SPACERITUAL wrote:Total fucking caveman plays drums and yells and shit while skinnier caveman with more hair plays guitar and screams and shit in a band that over-powers and out-violences most powerviolence and features obtuse and sometimes idiotic lyrics about medical instruments and being a dude. Also one of the dudes is a siq ass artist that mad people are ripping off right now.

I don't know what this is but I'll be checking it out after someone guesses it.

Inconuucl · Post by **Inconuucl** » Fri Nov 13, 2015 10:19 pm

Yeah, that breaks the "shittiest terms possible" part of this thread.

eggy in a bready · Post by **eggy in a bready** » Sat Nov 14, 2015 2:14 am

the answer to that would be Iron Lung

DarkAxel · Post by **DarkAxel** » Sat Nov 14, 2015 8:54 am

ProCarsteNation wrote:^does it have to do with your recent concert goings?

Nope but you actually could easily guess it since we mentioned them in COlogne

SPACERITUAL · Post by **SPACERITUAL** » Sat Nov 14, 2015 9:11 am

eggy in a bready wrote:the answer to that would be Iron Lung

DING DING DING DING DING

ProCarsteNation · Post by **ProCarsteNation** » Sat Nov 14, 2015 8:24 pm

DarkAxel wrote:
ProCarsteNation wrote:^does it have to do with your recent concert goings?
Nope but you actually could easily guess it since we mentioned them in COlogne

So Tell it Guv'nor to Me:

was it shortly before or after we listened to this:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEEgleT0Wz4[/youtube]

?

GardenoftheDead · Post by **GardenoftheDead** » Sun Nov 15, 2015 12:24 am

A wine sniffing douchebag singing in front of 3 lazy stoners.

Iommic Pope · Post by **Iommic Pope** » Sun Nov 15, 2015 1:59 am

Tool.

Inconuucl · Post by **Inconuucl** » Sun Nov 15, 2015 2:28 am

I personally would have gone with "The members fit the band name" for tool.

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