Describe a band you like in the shittiest terms possible.

[jrmy]

Jock accountant and an Master of Business Administration join forces to take drugs and aurally facefuck everyone for three consecutive decades.

BUTTHOLE SURFERS, DUUUUUUUDE!!!!!

[D.o.S.]

10/10

[Inconuucl]

Metalcore in 11/8 -> melodic part -> Metalcore in 5/8 -> quirky part that has nothing to do with the song -> same melodic part -> More mallcore in free time. Lyrics are more or less random.

Between the Buried and Me?

[jrmy]

Buncha New York hipsters try to evade the "instrumental post-rock" label by saying that they're actually "instrumental black metal," proceed to sound nothing like black metal.

[kbit]

Metalcore in 11/8 -> melodic part -> Metalcore in 5/8 -> quirky part that has nothing to do with the song -> same melodic part -> More mallcore in free time. Lyrics are more or less random.

Protest the Hero?

Naw, protest is literally the opposite. When it comes to the genre.

I'm way disconnected from that music now

[Iommic Pope]

Jock accountant and an Master of Business Administration join forces to take drugs and aurally facefuck everyone for three consecutive decades.

Snoop and Dre.


Triple recifiers, mid scooped, playing relentless syncopated anal rape blast verses with dramatic choruses and djent everywhere, all about saving space whales.

Not Snoop and Dre, but you're talking about Gojira.

I was poking fun.
But, yes. Gojira it is.
Space whales gave it away, I know.

[WeHuntKings]

Buncha New York hipsters try to evade the "instrumental post-rock" label by saying that they're actually "instrumental black metal," proceed to sound nothing like black metal.

Sannhet?

[jrmy]

Buncha New York hipsters try to evade the "instrumental post-rock" label by saying that they're actually "instrumental black metal," proceed to sound nothing like black metal.

Sannhet?

Yessir!

[casecandy]

Black metal is meeting post-rock in the middle these days.

I blame Alcest.

Best recent New York hipster black metal was Mutilation Rites though f'real

[jrmy]

Black metal is meeting post-rock in the middle these days.

I blame Alcest.

Best recent New York hipster black metal was Mutilation Rites though f'real

I'm sorry, we'll need that stated in the form of "the shittiest terms possible." I think the statement you were going for is:

"The band responsible for bringing black metal to the middle ground of post-rock."

In which case, someone would answer back "Alcest!"

Twenty points docked from Hufflepuff, twenty points awarded to Slytherin.

[D.o.S.]

the answer would actually be Agalloch. :neckbeard:

[jrmy]

the answer would actually be Agalloch. :neckbeard:

I know better than to argue with you on this one, man. Your Kung Fu is clearly superior here.

[D.o.S.]

idk I found out about Sannhet from this thread. They're pretty rad, or at least their newest album is pretty rad.

[casecandy]

TBH... I like the post-rock black metal way more than the "real" black metal.

How'd you know I was Hufflepuff?! LOL I have a hoodie and a mug

Ugh D.o.S. is SUCH a fucking Slytherin go figure

Also, if it had been Alcest, I would have said, "French black-metal longhairs discover reverb, Instagram filters; immediately form Explosions In The Sky tribute band."

ANYWAY

NYU student gets English degree, moves back to The Bay, smokes a thousand cigarettes, and gargles excerpts from his diary at you until he literally requires surgery.

[Strange Tales]

TBH... I like the post-rock black metal way more than the "real" black metal.

How'd you know I was Hufflepuff?! LOL I have a hoodie and a mug

Ugh D.o.S. is SUCH a fucking Slytherin go figure

Also, if it had been Alcest, I would have said, "French black-metal longhairs discover reverb, Instagram filters; immediately form Explosions In The Sky tribute band."

ANYWAY

NYU student gets English degree, moves to the Bay, smokes a thousand cigarettes, and gargles excerpts from his diary at you until he literally requires surgery.

Jawbreaker