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D.o.S. wrote:Not even if you start it at like 2:50 and just imagine 75 more effects on the guitars?
not really :lol: :idk:
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did you shave your ears off when you lost the beard or what?
I dunno the influence has always seemed *very* obvious to me so I'm having a hard time seeing it absent.
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Some fake pope worshiping satan.
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We broke our instruments but kept making music with them because we were too poor, and we have no idea how to tune a guitar.
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BitchPudding wrote:Some fake pope worshiping satan.
Ghost?
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D.o.S. wrote:[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpXJp_A4q7w[/youtube]

(i really like that album, actually)
fuck yeah! this is much more Motörhead than I expected :omg:
and more Motörhead than "my" band :lol:

I meant Clutch
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Muff_Diver wrote:Rips off Built to Spill. Becomes 10x bigger than Built to Spill will ever be.
I went through the thread and didn't see anyone say it so...

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Gothic queen praised for dreary tunes.
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ProCarsteNation wrote:
D.o.S. wrote:[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpXJp_A4q7w[/youtube]

(i really like that album, actually)
fuck yeah! this is much more Motörhead than I expected :omg:
and more Motörhead than "my" band :lol:

I meant Clutch
Right? It's so good but it fits your description so well. :facepalm:

I would not have guessed Clutch but I don't listen to them regularly.
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foomanfat wrote:Gothic queen praised for dreary tunes.
Chelsea Wolfe?
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Yep!
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foomanfat wrote:
BitchPudding wrote:Some fake pope worshiping satan.
Ghost?
Yup!
ummohyeah wrote:Godspeed rule and no amount of tape would make their pedalboards safe from my cum.
BitchPudding wrote: No, I'm THE bitch. The only one allowed here.

How dare you sully my good name.
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a group of alcoholic clowns that met at pedophilia rehab form a band and play songs in between watching scat porn

a couple years later they get really high on a combination of horse tranquilizers and PCP and ride an underwater elevator

a few years down the road they retire to a beach-side resort in a certain state on the US west coast but their permanent brain damage grants them few lucid moments
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One-minute manifestos for punks with ADD. And their bass player didn't even know what a bass was when the band started, how noob is that?
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^call me captain obvious, but that's the Minute Men

@D.O.S.: loves me some Clutch!
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