Describe a band you like in the shittiest terms possible.

[casecandy]

Two lads that like drinking and meaningless sex buy a drum machine and start talking about their lives while fiddling with it.

I'm going to say blood on the dance floor

The fact that you think I like BOTDF is equal parts reasonable and just wrong.
No, no. The band in question is a few eras, countries, and notches up the quality ladder off from those rapists.

[casecandy]

Two lads that like drinking and meaningless sex buy a drum machine and start talking about their lives while fiddling with it.

Arab Strap?

Naturally. It was in my sig and everything

[Neanderthal Head]

In that case, Casecandy: ubersensitive necrophiliac Jesus-loving ironist who writes obscure records about chronically depressed northern American states.

[foomanfat]

Sufjan?

[Neanderthal Head]

Sufjan?

His last record is so good, I don't care what anybody says.

[foomanfat]

Sufjan?

His last record is so good, I don't care what anybody says.

That record is a heavy listen, but it sure is excellent. I'm a big fan of Seven Swans.

[Neanderthal Head]

In that case foomanfat, I'll throw this one out there for the multitude:

Pretentious art-punks whose fame rides on the goddamn slaveship of failure. Mmmmm.

[casecandy]

It's one of the heaviest listens I've ever come across, and it came to me in the heaviest time in my life. My favourite record of 2015 by a wide margin. Such an awesome return to the Seven Swans sound.

ITS JUST TAPE FALLING APART, WHATS YOUR PROBLEM?

William Basinski?

Was this right?! Maybe I just missed it

[kbit]

Oh no you were right, I thought it was an obvious joke haha

[Inconuucl]

Here's two that were hard to write.

1) Did they accidentally leave their looper on or is this really the whole song?

2) SJW-fuelled prog wankfest that's desperately trying to cling to some sort of punk roots.

[D.o.S.]

Do I have to wait for Galvar to see someone get mine? Jesus.

Also: poncy art school fetishits named after cocks, ultimately ruined by a Lou Reed complex.

[Harry_Manback]

Egotistical afro frontman and white trash drummer play with schizophrenic bassist.

Am I doing this right?

only thing coming to my mind is Melvins but that doesn't seem right at all.

Nailed it.

[weed_killer]

"schizophrenic bassist"? How about "everyone ever known to once play bass"

I'll bump mine up one more time before giving the answer:

here's an easy one: middle class white college kids, one even with a paid scholarship, cash in on urban cliches, con decades of younger white college kids to continue emulating them for the rest of time.

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[Deltaphoenix]

He's a 59 year old dude that stills wear make up and sings like his balls are in a vise.

[Inconuucl]

He's a 59 year old dude that stills wear make up and sings like his balls are in a vise.

Who is king diamond, trebek?