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Exactly. Alex van halen and Michael Anthony are unfuckwithable.
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I was thinking of something more contemporary. casecandy, footman, and neon are probably all fans ;)
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good thing this isn't a thread about good bands then.

Also Strange Tales and goroth have me stumped.
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A mental breakdown set to a drummer whom I'm not sure if is great or terrible. :lol:

... Actually that applies to two bands I really like. :lol:
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kbit wrote:Wanky guitar acrobatics and synth cheese groove while an aging Don Juan recalls all his hook ups in elementary language. Can't say nothing bad about that rhythm section, though.
Incubus? Brandon Boyd is the only Don Juan I can think of.

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D.o.S. wrote:good thing this isn't a thread about good bands then.

Also Strange Tales and goroth have me stumped.
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Yeah ok I'm pretty sure you just made that band up.
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kbit wrote:Wanky guitar acrobatics and synth cheese groove while an aging Don Juan recalls all his hook ups in elementary language. Can't say nothing bad about that rhythm section, though.
Incubus? Brandon Boyd is the only Don Juan I can think of.

Christian Botch ripoff.
Norma Jean duh haaha
& nah I wasn't thinking of Incubus
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I'm just going to guess Coheed because
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NO YOU DICK ;) I thought about describing Coheed but thought that'd be too easy for peeps to guess coming from me.

Maybe Don Juan was to strong of a description...
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The Chariot?
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My head went for The Chariot, but those first few Norma Jean records are definitely that as well.

The other bands that came to mind for kbit's were These Arms Are Snakes and Cake. I'm real bad at this.

Probably another real easy one: hippies making prog ska.
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Rx Bandits!

& I would never call TASS wanky or cheesy.
I love em too much to do them that dirty.
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Is it Brand New?

Also: poncy art school fetishits named after cocks, ultimately ruined by a Lou Reed complex.
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GOD DAMN IT YOU GUYS.
DL4s UP THE ASS!!!
DOES THATS HELP?
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