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Neanderthal Head wrote:What a drag, nothing but warmed over VU.
Oh jeez, I feel like the word "drag" is a double entendre, but I'll go with The Strokes.

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Inconuucl wrote:Egomaniac buys too many reverb pedals, tries to use them all in the same song.
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casecandy wrote:
Neanderthal Head wrote:What a drag, nothing but warmed over VU.
Oh jeez, I feel like the word "drag" is a double entendre, but I'll go with The Strokes.
Your instincts are correct. Should have said, What a Drag...
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Tortoise was indeed correct.
casecandy wrote: For the music, they added techno to The Smiths; for the album art, they added fruit to Jackson Pollack.

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phantasmagorovich wrote:Tortoise was indeed correct.
Ha, that's what I intended when I said Pelican. Old brains.
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Neanderthal Head wrote:
casecandy wrote:
Neanderthal Head wrote:What a drag, nothing but warmed over VU.
Oh jeez, I feel like the word "drag" is a double entendre, but I'll go with The Strokes.
Your instincts are correct. Should have said, What a Drag...
It's not Strokes, by the way.
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Rips off Built to Spill. Becomes 10x bigger than Built to Spill will ever be.
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phantasmagorovich wrote:Tortoise was indeed correct.
casecandy wrote: For the music, they added techno to The Smiths; for the album art, they added fruit to Jackson Pollack.

I feel like I should know this.
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Rose to prominence on Pantera'a coat tails. Still sitting on them.

(Don't actually like these guys but whatever)
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Wanky guitar acrobatics and synth cheese groove while an aging Don Juan recalls all his hook ups in elementary language. Can't say nothing bad about that rhythm section, though.
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Music written by a guy who almost OD'ed his legs off.
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Neanderthal Head wrote:
Neanderthal Head wrote:
casecandy wrote:
Neanderthal Head wrote:What a drag, nothing but warmed over VU.
Oh jeez, I feel like the word "drag" is a double entendre, but I'll go with The Strokes.
Your instincts are correct. Should have said, What a Drag...
It's not Strokes, by the way.
This one could be either Pavement or Silver Jews, depending on how you're feeling.
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kbit wrote:Wanky guitar acrobatics and synth cheese groove while an aging Don Juan recalls all his hook ups in elementary language. Can't say nothing bad about that rhythm section, though.
Van halen?
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But that second sentence.
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UglyCasanova wrote: It's not the expensive programs you use, it's the way you click and drag.
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