Describe a band you like in the shittiest terms possible.

[lordgalvar]

Rednecks that wanted to rap but highlandered Scatman Crothers on accident.

From Michigan? South of Canada is The South.

Should have put California in there...KoRn.

[phantasmagorovich]

Still trying and failing to make jazz after all these years. Invented a genre that they don't quite sound like.

[Neanderthal Head]

Still trying and failing to make jazz after all these years. Invented a genre that they don't quite sound like.

Pelican?

[Deltaphoenix]

Megadeth

The wrong dude died in that bus crash

Metallica

[phantasmagorovich]

Still trying and failing to make jazz after all these years. Invented a genre that they don't quite sound like.

Pelican?

Close but not quite. (What did Pelican supposedly invent?)

[Inconuucl]

Rednecks added too much gain to their wanky bluegrass record.

[weed_killer]

Rednecks added too much gain to their wanky bluegrass record.

Pantera?

here's an easy one: middle class white college kids, one even with a paid scholarship, cash in on urban cliches, con decades of younger white college kids to continue emulating them for the rest of time.

[Muff_Diver]

Still trying and failing to make jazz after all these years. Invented a genre that they don't quite sound like.

Steely Dan

Too stoned to rip off Sabbath at the right tempo.

[BoatRich]

Still trying and failing to make jazz after all these years. Invented a genre that they don't quite sound like.

Steely Dan

Too stoned to rip off Sabbath at the right tempo.

Electric Wizard

[Neanderthal Head]

Still trying and failing to make jazz after all these years. Invented a genre that they don't quite sound like.

Pelican?

Close but not quite. (What did Pelican supposedly invent?)

Tortoise? (My next guess will be some other non-mammalian.)

[Neanderthal Head]

Came out of his cave, finally, a bear intent on capitalizing on past punk glory.

[D.o.S.]

That's gotta be tortoise. Also I think Ii's Sleep, not EW. (no clue on your description ^, however)

"New Wave band with themes that aren't as deep as they think they are, plus a flower pot fetish."

[Muff_Diver]

Came out of his cave, finally, a bear intent on capitalizing on past punk glory.

Danzig

D.O.S. sleep is correct. Devo for yours?

[D.o.S.]

Indeed. This is actually the best game ever.

[Neanderthal Head]

What a drag, nothing but warmed over VU.