Justify your shitty taste ILF EDISH

[D.o.S.]

http://shop.thehyv.net/collections/krea ... -metal-tee

No justification necessary?

[jrmy]

http://shop.thehyv.net/collections/kreayshawn/products/black-metal-tee

No justification necessary?

For a brief moment, when I only saw the abbreviated URL, I hoped that would be for Kreator.

[D.o.S.]

doubling down on the premise of the thread
Kreayshawn>Kreator

not really but, you know. I still want that shirt.

[Strange Tales]

If that tee wasn't $25 I'd be all over it. Damn that rules.

[casecandy]

http://shop.thehyv.net/collections/kreayshawn/products/black-metal-tee

No justification necessary?

This actually makes me respect Kreayshawn more...?

Anyway I just listened to "Gucci Gucci" and now I want Arby's so fucking bad

[daseb]

dude I love, well, like, you guys...well most of you...but come on. Black metal logo ripoff shirts are toy as all hell. Possibly even worse than black flag ones. If such a thing is possible.

[D.o.S.]

Kvltshawn.

[casecandy]

Kvltshawn.

I have no response to this I just wanted to support it

[Strange Tales]

dude I love, well, like, you guys...well most of you...but come on. Black metal logo ripoff shirts are toy as all hell. Possibly even worse than black flag ones. If such a thing is possible.

Why not combine the two and hate yourself forever?

[casecandy]

When I was in high school, I really wanted a DKs "NAZI PUNKS FUCK OFF" t-shirt. I swear it had nothing to do with edginess. I just liked the band and the sentiment. This was before the Internet, mind you, and way before punk culture was mainstream in New Brunswick, Canada, so it was $24.99 from the faux-Hot-Topic kiosk in the mall two cities over. Which was a lot of money for a fourteen-year-old... the irony of consumer culture hadn't dawned on me at this point. My mom bought me the shirt "for my birthday" (you know, the perpetual, timeless birthday that all teenagers are constantly celebrating when they need their mom to purchase goods for them).

Naturally, I wanted to show this thing off, so I wore it, in full view with no hoodie over it, to school, where I made it through three full periods before my gym teacher noticed the shirt. "Um... what does that say, Andrew?" Beaming, I offered up the response, "Why, it says, 'NAZI PUNKS FUCK OFF, Mr. Peppard!'" At which point I realized, this question is likely rhetorical. "Ah, I said, it says the F-word." He told me to turn it inside out. I told him no. I was summarily sent to the office.

My mother was called in and a hoopla was made. The principal, whom I regard even in the hindsight of adulthood as being a slimeball, said to my mother, "DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR SON WORE TO SCHOOL TODAY?!"

She responded, cool as a cuke, "A t-shirt?"

"Yes, but DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT SAYS?"

"It says, 'NAZI PUNKS FUCK OFF.'"

"Exactly, it says THE F-WORD on it. Did you knowingly let him leave the house with this on?!"

"Yes. I bought it for him, actually."

"YOU BOUGHT IT FOR HIM?!," he screamed, his forehead 83% vein at this point.

"Yes, I bought it for him, and I'd buy it for him again. I agree, Nazi punks SHOULD fuck off. I WANT the Nazi punks, ALL of them, to FUCK OFF. ... Are you saying you DON'T want Nazi punks to fuck off...? Is this some kind of Nazi school, Mr. Stewart? Should I allow my child to attend this obnoxious extension of the Third Reich?"

He shut up, ushered us out, and though I never wore that particular t-shirt again, he never gave me any shit about any punk or metal gear I chose to show up in, from thereon out to graduation.

[jrmy]

dude I love, well, like, you guys...well most of you...but come on. Black metal logo ripoff shirts are toy as all hell. Possibly even worse than black flag ones. If such a thing is possible.

Why not combine the two and hate yourself forever?

I... I... I... kind of want someone to make these. Not for me, mind you. Just to further jam up the popular discourse with cognitive dissonance.

[D.o.S.]

I want someone to make these. For me.

FTFY

[jrmy]

Also, plus, too: http://www.aux.tv/2013/02/the-justin-bi ... k-forever/

[D.o.S.]

They made a noble effort to add comments everywhere asking what Henry Rollins would do if he heard about this atrocity. My guess is that he’s probably too busy sitting by his phone, hoping to get the call for another Jack Frost movie.

[jrmy]

Rumour has it that if you email biebflag@gmail.com, you may be able to access one of the Justin Bieber shirts collecting dust in my apartment. Meanwhile, I’ve got Photoshop open again as I work tirelessly to incorporate One Direction into the Crass logo.