Dedicated pseudo-intellectal freeform trash-talk thread

[SoaringTortoise]

Do they really serve bread and butter at the Restaurant Beijing?

[Chankgeez]

White bread and butter is a staple appetizer of certain regional suburban Americanized Chinese cuisines.

[Blackened Soul]

do they cut off the crust first though?

[Gone Fission]

What is the best salad dressing for doom?

[Chankgeez]

do they cut off the crust first though?

Yes, with chopsticks.

[casecandy]

Do they really serve bread and butter at the Restaurant Beijing?

They do not.

It's a metaphor

[goroth]

What's a meta for?

[SoaringTortoise]

I think he means Metaphors, that bass compressor thingy from Electro-Harmonix.

[daseb]

Whats the best meta for doom?

[goroth]

<meta name="keywords" content="Beards, tuned to A, KT88, weed">

[Invisible Man]

I don't understand what's happening here. This appears to be a thread with no content, and no attempt at generating content. But...oh, shit, I just responded. So I guess I'm contributing to this black hole.

the beautiful thing is that when we are hijacking threads, we are much more effective with making conversation and discussing shit.

which is why we've always done that here

I get it. That's why I hang out here.

Perhaps the joke wasn't very good, but my post is prosodic--a fragment of a fractal philosophical treatise (itself a paean to sophistry): my trash talk is trashy in both form and content, and is, sic, a solipsistic endeavor (at best). If the apogee of semiotic slippage is "this thread," then there is no more destructive act than to immolate myself. In a black hole. Of non-contribution. Or de-railment.

Derail. Hijack. Hi Jack. Apple Jack. Apple Butter. Butter. Butts. Butt hole. Hole. Black hole.

[casecandy]

Applebee's.

[goroth]

You can't immolate yourself in a black hole. Beyond the event horizon you aren't doing much at all. Even disregarding the lack of oxygen necessary for combustion.

[casecandy]

Oh like anybody really knows what goes on in those things

[SoaringTortoise]

You can't immolate yourself in a black hole. Beyond the event horizon you aren't doing much at all. Even disregarding the lack of oxygen necessary for combustion.

The best description of Dream Theater's music I have read so far.