ILF Secret Santa 2015 - No gift yet? Email me!
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Re: ILF Secret Sinterklaus '015
ahahahahahaha
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Wait, Kansas isn't Arkansas? I mean, we fuck sheep here too. I thought that was the only qualifying factor. haha
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Re: ILF Secret Sinterklaus '015
I mean I'd prefer if they call most of Northeast Texas, Texlahomasas and be done with it...
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Re: ILF Secret Sinterklaus '015
Wat? No. Everybody know that Arkansas is just Kansas with pirates.
I'm also in and I learnt my lesson from last year. Bigger. Box. yep. (sorry Foo)
Avoid the crushing and the smashing of teh snacks.
I'm also in and I learnt my lesson from last year. Bigger. Box. yep. (sorry Foo)
Avoid the crushing and the smashing of teh snacks.
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Re: ILF Secret Sinterklaus '015
I shouldn't have rofl'd at this but...Disarm D'arcy wrote:German, Austrian, Hungarian... You can't tell under a spike helmet.

I have emailed Jwar Jr now!
Was tempted to write "no internationals" in the email haha.
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Re: ILF Secret Sinterklaus '015
Wait you emailed me??????
Neon is running it this year bro!! 


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Dude, you're jwar senior.
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Re: ILF Secret Sinterklaus '015
hahahahahah
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Re: ILF Secret Sinterklaus '015
I'm in, obviously... fourth year in a row
nice
Just one thing, not sure if you guys have mentioned that... Instruct internationals sending from US to EU to not declare value or keep it really minimal at least... Just gifting doesn't help, here it does help up to 50 bucks declared but customs can be bitchy and shit.. Good idea is stating it's a christmas present on it too, that usually helps as well
looking forward to this!

Just one thing, not sure if you guys have mentioned that... Instruct internationals sending from US to EU to not declare value or keep it really minimal at least... Just gifting doesn't help, here it does help up to 50 bucks declared but customs can be bitchy and shit.. Good idea is stating it's a christmas present on it too, that usually helps as well

looking forward to this!
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Re: ILF Secret Sinterklaus '015
Gifting definitely doesn't do shit. Low value on invoice/customs papers is key 

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Re: ILF Secret Sinterklaus '015
Please do not actually gift worthless shit, just say it is.
Sample invoice::
Super 5 Knob Doom Fart Noise Generator - $50 value
Sample invoice::
Super 5 Knob Doom Fart Noise Generator - $50 value
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Re: ILF Secret Sinterklaus '015
You're awesome is what you are. All the rest of you want Jwar as your Secret Santa. I'm stilljwar wrote:Now I get the whole giving gifts that are awesome that you own. But usually what I've done is had things custom built for folks. LOL. So I tend to go over board. Maybe that's my issue. I'm too much of a secret sexy santa some years. I actually feel bad when all I can give is a pedal too. LOL! I'm weird.

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Re: ILF Secret Sinterklaus '015
Hey! I have about 15 confirmed so far. We're rolling along! And there's a K Mart Christmas commercial on tv right now so I guess my timing was good.
Jwar, thanks for the advice in the email! My Papi Xmas Jedi Master.
Those of you who have expressed concern about your post count, all I can say is get posting! Arguing with casecandy and D.o.S. about music is a good way to jack that post count up
But yeah, this is a perfect time to visit the general discussion, post in the rage thread, the Sunday GAS parties, Bendhy's vasectomy thread, etc.
As we get closer to the cutoff I'll decide if you're lucky enough to be on my naughty list
Jwar, thanks for the advice in the email! My Papi Xmas Jedi Master.
Those of you who have expressed concern about your post count, all I can say is get posting! Arguing with casecandy and D.o.S. about music is a good way to jack that post count up

As we get closer to the cutoff I'll decide if you're lucky enough to be on my naughty list

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Re: ILF Secret Sinterklaus '015
Can anyone vouch for Jonnyangle? He's relatively new to ILF but he said he knows some of you from other forums.
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Re: ILF Secret Sinterklaus '015
SIGNED UP. WOOOOOOOOOT.
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