The second post here when drunk/high thread...

[snipelfritz]

Steely

DAN

dude, junk, sounds like you know how to party. I like that shit.

I'm sorry ILF. I've been neglecting you.

AND I'VE BEEN DRINKING!!! PARTY TIME WOOOHOOOOO!!!!!!

[Junk]

I can't drink a whole one though, unless it's over the course on an afternoon and night. Then it's a pretty good deal for a half day of drunk time for $2.50

[Casavettes]

on my second palo santo marron by dogfish head and i think i'm already drunk..

[Chankgeez]

on my second palo santo marron by dogfish head and i think i'm already drunk..

Potent.

That's what that stuff is.

[Casavettes]

“the largest wooden brewing vessel built in America since before Prohibition.” The Palo Santo Marron is a monster: a full 12.0% ABV, high for a mere brown ale. But it’s hardly a brown ale. Palo Santo, or “holy tree,” is utterly blessed.

[IEatCats]

I'm getting really good at making Gin and Tonics. 2 of those, and I'm on PBR number 2.

Done drinking after this, because I have an interview tomorrow. I just wanted a pleasant drunk, because I feel more friendly with a light hangover, and I guess I'm a little nervous.

[Achtane]

[18:27] Dear Leader : i had so many enchicaladas though
[18:27]Lolzerite: i dont like margaritas or tequila
[18:27] Dear Leader : enchiclada
[18:27] Dear Leader : enchicalad
[18:27] Dear Leader : FUCKI
[18:27] Lolzerite: lol
[18:27] Dear Leader : ENCHILADA

i literally cannot fucking spell enchilada
also guadalajara's is nice
also our waiter was an awesome bro who gave us free shots n such
also my avatar looks gigantic and im cracking up

[Achtane]

i literally made a song
lyrics are as follows
audacity, audacity, can you play japanese games?
i headbutted the mic for a little while
i suck at being drunk
sorry

[kbit]

Mary + funfetti cake = a full belly.
I have a full bowl of oatmeal right here that I don't want to eat.
I laughed a lot.
I get to spend some time with a woman tomorrow.
Hopefully we go hiking.
I don't want to move too fast but I'm really looking forward to not feeling lonely.
I hope.

[bongoben]

I just spent the last 10 minutes typing up an "I love the Dispatch Master" post on another thread then realized I shouldn't be posting anything right now... should probably go to bed.

[Junk]

Hey guy

[Casavettes]

happy saint patrick's day and stuff
day drinkin is catching up

[Junk]

don't mean to self promote but if you're partyin then this might be fun, i slowed down a Cocteau Twins song
https://soundcloud.com/skirtcloth/cocte ... evangeline

[Psyre]

My Marr Jag is in, I saw it, I adore it, but I am $400 short atm

[snipelfritz]

I'm nowhere nearly drunk enough, but I've got band practice in six hours. And I don't really know the songs I'm playing.