How long is thy dong? 2018 DAD DICK EDITION

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HOW LONG IS YOUR DONG? The 2018 Dad Dick Edition! Large dongs need not apply.

1-3 inches (it's the ILF norm. You're ok with it being small because, honestly, you're not going to get laid, so who cares?).
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5%
4-5 inches (you have a large penis. We get it! SO WHAT!! Do you use it??? Bet you don't buddy!!!).
0
No votes
6 inches (This makes you the equivalent of a sexual god. At this point, we don't believe it but we're willing to look at photo evidence).
4
21%
Any over 6-7 inches (I'm a liar for voting here. I know it, you know. ILF has determined only small penises exist here. Soooooooooooooo....yea. You're still not going to get laid bruh).
4
21%
I don't have a penis but I wish I did.
1
5%
I don't have a penis and I'm happy about that, so like, fuck you assholes.
2
11%
ILF is obsessed with cocks.
7
37%
 
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That's such a bro sentiment bro. I've been listning to a lot of turkish rock music recently. Prison haschish would be essential all im sayin
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ln6ya0xahG0[/youtube]
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qersty wrote:That's such a bro sentiment bro. I've been listning to a lot of turkish rock music recently.
Bro... you'll love this one. This album is so damn good.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vGnLx7f0aY[/youtube]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vGnLx7f0aY

Also, do you know the channel "My Analog Journal"? He plays a lot of cool stuff in this vein. He's also a total bro.
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THat selda album is a classic! Never heard of that channel. He does vinyl mixes?
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qersty wrote:THat selda album is a classic! Never heard of that channel. He does vinyl mixes?
Sure does! i can't seem to find the set that got me into it. It was some Turkish psych. Here is a link though! The channel has expanded a lot so he has a lot of guest programming. So good!
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkDeAt3EOIc[/youtube]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkDeAt3EOIc
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"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
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"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
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oh cool! i love that hes doing it old school with two faders
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qersty wrote:oh cool! i love that hes doing it old school with two faders
The video I posted is his old set up too. His new set up... I've never seen anything like that sort of mixer. It's a mixer but it looks like a minimoog. Hope you enjoy!
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I think that kind of mixer is meant for techno/house dj's that mix more than two records at once and don't do much in terms of turntablism. I think they are called "disco mixers"? Cause it's like the ones they used in discoteques back in the 70s
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Oh yeah? Let me read into it. In this video (this set is excellent by the way... I love Indian Disco)... he uses a Condesa Carmen V (in the description).
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RR5hy5LMNrk[/youtube]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RR5hy5LMNrk

Here is the mixer. It only cost a cool $3.6K (chump change, right?)
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https://condesaelectronics.com/shop/carmen-v/
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"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
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D.o.S. wrote: Thu May 06, 2021 4:17 am

Also pour one out for echodeluxe and wattsonFX.
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I can’t believe people waited until I wasn’t on here to bump this and talk smack. Lameness and no sense of humor. ILF used to have way more funny stuff.

Maybe it’s the dick shaming? Penis talk is sooo juvenile.
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