ILF Secret Satan feat. Rob Thomas—What’s in the Fucking Box?

[Gone Fission]

Assignments were emailed Saturday, 10/9. If you signed up and didn’t get your assignment, please let me know right away!

[My apologies for the shameless cut and paste with light edits of last year’s post because we’re running late.]

Isn't it time to start our yearly stalking? The ILF secret santa is an institution, and we need this secret santa this year once again to compensate for things still being meh.

Lets start with a roll call. Lets set a preliminary deadline for the 8th of october—I know, less than two weeks. We’re running late.

Send an email to ILFSecretSanta2021@gmail.com with you forum handle in the subject bar and include
ILF handle
Real name
Shipping address
Phone number
Shipping preferences (This one is EXTRA important this year. Shipping is still pretty off these days and could get bad again, so please find our local guidelines and have a reasonable expectation of what you can manage . Otherwise, EU/US or whatever preferred and I will do my absolute best to accommodate you)
Preferred date to receive your gift (if you plan longer holidays around the holidays or whatever)
Can you play vinyl records? CDs? Cassettes? Downloads?
Food allergies or dietary restrictions for snacks.

Here are the very important RULES (copied from CBS excellent santana-ing last year)
If you want to participate, these are the rules:

1. Don't be an asshole.

2. ILF Management will review all applicants for rule 1 compliance.

3. Minimum post count of 500. If you don't have 500 posts, it's way too difficult to chose a meaningful/rad gift for you. You can try again next year! I am prepared to make exceptions for cool people, but I have to know you or have someone I trust vouch for you. It sucks but we have had dropouts in years past and it's always really sad.

Also to everyone participating, POST MORE in the run-up to Christmas so you can be stalked. Doesn't have to be you writing down a shopping list but let the person stalking you get to know who you are and what flavour of pickled herring you like!

4. What should be in the package (guideline):
A pedal or musical apparatus with a minimum value of $100, used or new.
A piece of recorded music. Your own or something you think the recipient should hear.
Swag of other kinds. Do check out previous threads, if you can't find them then WHY YOU SIGNING UP STALKING IS THE POINT. Use that broken ass ILF search function and find out good things

Remember it's not about cost it's about love and thoughtfulness. The guideline minimum value is so nobody feels too completely short changed, but if you get someone something that you have put a lot of thought into and really suits them I'm sure they'll love it even if it cost $22.

5. Presents must reach their destination in time to be opened by Christmas (obviously this will never happen 100% but please try!).

6. Failure to send a gift will result in Ban Hammering. The Management does not enjoy that, you will not enjoy that. And remember, we know where you live.

I will send a receipt email to every successful application. If you haven't received one for a day or two after sending in your email, PM me.

[D.o.S.]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[ibarakishi]

thai post has been opening and closing its doors for international packages so im out this year as we continue to be swallowed by covid, but i am excited to watch others participate this year.

need some good vibez

[Dowi]

YUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH

[UglyCasanova]

I have to think on it this year. I've always participated, but I haven't posted too much, nor played a lot of music, nor do I really have the money for it. Hmmmm, imma need to brew on it until the deadline. Other people join so I get jealous and want to join myself.

[Scruffie]

I have to think on it this year. I've always participated, but I haven't posted too much, nor played a lot of music, nor do I really have the money for it. Hmmmm, imma need to brew on it until the deadline. Other people join so I get jealous and want to join myself.

Exactly the same, except I've never participated and feel it might be good for the soul...

[MrNovember]

I have to think on it this year. I've always participated, but I haven't posted too much, nor played a lot of music, nor do I really have the money for it. Hmmmm, imma need to brew on it until the deadline. Other people join so I get jealous and want to join myself.

Exactly the same, except I've never participated and feel it might be good for the soul...

It is definitely good for the soul! I've also been pretty quiet around here lately, but I've actually been playing a lot more music lately. I am strongly considering joining again this year.

[Eivind August]

Everyone has been quit lately, time to stop not posting!

(I'm also a bit on the fence, but have a feeling I'll suddenly join because why not?)

[Gone Fission]

Absolutely, everyone start posting again, regardless.

And then realize by the deadline that it would be silly not to sign up.

[cantremember]

Like a few others, I haven't posted much or really played much music this year but last year was fun. I'm in. Will probably send the email this weekend.

[qersty]

[coupleonapkins]

[cosmicevan]

I had ragrats last year for not trying to participate. I know I'm a n00b for ILF SS, but I've done more than a few porch bombs in my day for other types of secret santas.



IN!

[Gone Fission]

Registrations are starting to trickle in! Keep them coming unless you want Krampus to take your pets!

[coldbrightsunlight]

I have to think on it this year. I've always participated, but I haven't posted too much, nor played a lot of music, nor do I really have the money for it. Hmmmm, imma need to brew on it until the deadline. Other people join so I get jealous and want to join myself.

Exactly the same, except I've never participated and feel it might be good for the soul...

It is definitely good for the soul! I've also been pretty quiet around here lately, but I've actually been playing a lot more music lately. I am strongly considering joining again this year.

But didn't you buy everything from that guy?

I will probs enter. Always joyous.