by $harkToootth » Sat May 02, 2020 7:44 pm
Thanks guys! It is RIDICULOUS AND AWESOME!
If I can explain my logic... I know at least you two will understand my approach.
When I bought the 9 String.... I was super into a variety of genres (I always am) among them was Grindcore, Noisecore (I was listening to A TON of SISSY SPACEK at the time), but also technical progressive death metal (which is not one of my favorites tbh), some djent, in tandem with all the other crap I listen to. I didn't have a million shitty guitars at the time (like I do now) so I wanted something that could encompass all the various styles... on the fly (i.e. without having to change my tuning all the damn time). Before that a friend had asked if I heard of Agile (the brand pictured). I looked into it and they were SO AFFORDABLE. Not even "for extended range instruments". Just in general... like chances are if you're rocking a Fender Jaguar or Jazzmaster... you paid more for your guitar than I did my 9-String by a couple hundred dollars.
I also still drank at the time I bought it... cause I think I pulled the plug one night in a hotel room crushing PBRs, beating off to copious amounts of porn, taking showers, and eating dumplings in the shower. I also turned the hotel room up to 85 degrees F (sorry USA here). That night 100% happened... I just don't recall if I placed the order that night. I know I was looking at the guitars in other tabs while the porn was playing loudly.
IT WAS A GREAT TIME!
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$harkToootth on Sat May 02, 2020 9:41 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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