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So was Jesus a witch?
Posted: Sat Apr 10, 2010 4:33 pm
by Mudfuzz
He turned water in to wine...
He walked on water...
He replicated snack food....
I'm pretty sure that in the dark ages those would be burnable offenses....
Thoughts?
Warning: this is not a 100% serious thread,.
Re: So was Jesus a witch?
Posted: Sat Apr 10, 2010 4:44 pm
by tuffteef
Mudfuzz wrote:He turned water in to wine...
He walked on water...
He replicated snack food....
I'm pretty sure that in the dark ages those would be burnable offenses....
Thoughts?
Warning: this is not a 100% serious thread,.
water to wine that is skillz
when the keg runs dry this is the guy to chill with
bring cups!
Re: So was Jesus a witch?
Posted: Sat Apr 10, 2010 4:49 pm
by bigchiefbc
Water to wine is easy, yo. Just throw some mashed up fruit (usually grapes) in that shit, and leave it sitting outside. Some random wild yeast will blow into that shit, and in a few weeks, presto, you have wine. It'll probably taste like shit, though. Wild yeasts do funky things. That's how they did it in the ye olde days though
Re: So was Jesus a witch?
Posted: Sat Apr 10, 2010 5:09 pm
by less_cunning
Jesus was reincarnated into Lou Diamond Phillips.
Re: So was Jesus a witch?
Posted: Sat Apr 10, 2010 5:12 pm
by Mudfuzz
less_cunning wrote:Jesus was reincarnated into Lou Diamond Phillips.
No shit?!? That make so much sense... Now that I think about it... And all this time I thought it was Ed Asner
Re: So was Jesus a witch?
Posted: Sat Apr 10, 2010 6:48 pm
by devnulljp
Jesus was a witch the same was Dumbledore was gay
Re: So was Jesus a witch?
Posted: Sat Apr 10, 2010 7:56 pm
by magiclawnchair
my mother was a witch
she was burned alive...
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-u-HCHCuHMg[/youtube]
(second song i learned all the way though after paranoid)
Re: So was Jesus a witch?
Posted: Sat Apr 10, 2010 8:02 pm
by devnulljp
magiclawnchair wrote::idea:
my mother was a witch
she was burned alive...
(second song i learned all the way though after paranoid)
Come on, at least post the original instead of that pish
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbgv587ooNM[/youtube]
Re: So was Jesus a witch?
Posted: Sat Apr 10, 2010 8:13 pm
by magiclawnchair
devnulljp wrote:magiclawnchair wrote::idea:
my mother was a witch
she was burned alive...
(second song i learned all the way though after paranoid)
Come on, at least post the original instead of that pish
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbgv587ooNM[/youtube]
i didnt learn the original!!!
Re: So was Jesus a witch?
Posted: Sat Apr 10, 2010 8:53 pm
by devnulljp
magiclawnchair wrote:i didnt learn the original!!!
Neither did James Hetfield from the sounds of things
rimshot
Re: So was Jesus a witch?
Posted: Sat Apr 10, 2010 8:55 pm
by magiclawnchair
Re: So was Jesus a witch?
Posted: Sun Apr 11, 2010 1:00 am
by Ghost Hip
Mudfuzz wrote:He turned water in to wine...
He walked on water...
He replicated snack food....
More like best party guest ever.
Re: So was Jesus a witch?
Posted: Sun Apr 11, 2010 1:03 am
by mutmoo
PumpkinPieces wrote:Mudfuzz wrote:He turned water in to wine...
He walked on water...
He replicated snack food....
More like best party guest ever.
Until he blocks your cock like crazy.
Re: So was Jesus a witch?
Posted: Sun Apr 11, 2010 1:31 am
by devnulljp
Only one way to find out...
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrzMhU_4m-g[/youtube]
Or you could try nailing him to a tree I suppose
Re: So was Jesus a witch?
Posted: Sun Apr 11, 2010 1:53 am
by magiclawnchair
