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Dear Everyone With a Band.
Posted: Wed Feb 03, 2010 2:46 pm
by SPACERITUAL
Please stop sounding like a bunch of pussies. I get that you like to fuck 15 year olds...who doesnt, but I promise promise promise all you need to do it is a pair of chucks and a ciggarette. No matter how much bullshit girls put up about it the simple fact remains that a guy in chucks smoking a ciggarette makes any female under 25 cream like shaq stepping on a box of twinkies. So there, fool proof guide to slamming all the hybrid driving mac owning arcade fire loving gash you want. In return can you please stop making boring soft-ass music? Pleeeeeease? I know alot of you have been led to believe the garden state soundtrack TOTALLY REVOLUTIONIZED MUSICS AND TOUCHED OUR SOULS but let me be the first to tell you that is decidedly NOT the case.
EXAMPLES OF MUSIC THAT DOESNT TURN PEOPLES DICKS INSIDE OUT
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WkaeBZ1kGU[/youtube]
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUnzXe1j_o8[/youtube]
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8Z8pO8ipN0[/youtube]
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeBm5ImMAZw[/youtube]
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0aPiKMYe82o[/youtube]
LETS HAVING ROCK.
Re: Dear Everyone With a Band.
Posted: Wed Feb 03, 2010 2:57 pm
by Dr. Sherman Sticks M.D.
Re: Dear Everyone With a Band.
Posted: Wed Feb 03, 2010 2:58 pm
by aen
I largeley agree. How largeley? Fucking and rocking are the two things that keep me sane, and I haven't had a practice space (AKA a way to fucking rock) for almost two years. Everything I write or riff on is getting harder and meaner. I dont even play clean anymore. I just want to kill.
march 5th, the triumphant return of The Ronald Raygun, I hope we don't hurt too many people when we finally get our asses on the stage and let loose the rage.
Re: Dear Everyone With a Band.
Posted: Wed Feb 03, 2010 3:33 pm
by ZombieTramp
*looks at chucks in the corner and ciggerettes in pocket.* Fuck yeah.
...Soft music can be good though. (Boards of Canada ftw)
Re: Dear Everyone With a Band.
Posted: Wed Feb 03, 2010 4:16 pm
by deadbeatriot
ZombieTramp wrote:*looks at chucks in the corner and ciggerettes in pocket.*
i actually did this.
also:
fuck yeah, the world could use more boris
Re: Dear Everyone With a Band.
Posted: Wed Feb 03, 2010 4:22 pm
by futuresailors
I lurve you space ritual.
I was wondering why I was having such trouble in the under 18 age bracket...chucks! So simple!
ATR= awesome.
Re: Dear Everyone With a Band.
Posted: Wed Feb 03, 2010 4:47 pm
by androidpopjr
Re: Dear Everyone With a Band.
Posted: Wed Feb 03, 2010 5:10 pm
by SPACERITUAL
When did i say only pussies use macs?
Re: Dear Everyone With a Band.
Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 12:56 am
by Astricii
SPACERITUAL wrote:When did i say only pussies use macs?
You implied it.
Either way. I like all music. ATR is the fucking shit.
Re: Dear Everyone With a Band.
Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 8:49 am
by SPACERITUAL
Astricii wrote:SPACERITUAL wrote:When did i say only pussies use macs?
You implied it.
Nu uh.
Re: Dear Everyone With a Band.
Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 12:37 pm
by nad
The older I get, the uglier I prefer my music. So much for growing out of it.

Re: Dear Everyone With a Band.
Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 1:40 pm
by Ghost Hip
I cover soft songs and play them through my Super Tri-Fuzz.
Re: Dear Everyone With a Band.
Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 1:49 pm
by jrmy
I like Jim Croce, but I prefer Tom Rush.
Re: Dear Everyone With a Band.
Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 9:54 pm
by RossCanyonsofstatic
aen wrote:I largeley agree. How largeley? Fucking and rocking are the two things that keep me sane, and I haven't had a practice space (AKA a way to fucking rock) for almost two years. Everything I write or riff on is getting harder and meaner. I dont even play clean anymore. I just want to kill.
march 5th, the triumphant return of The Ronald Raygun, I hope we don't hurt too many people when we finally get our asses on the stage and let loose the rage.
looking forward to playing with The Ronald Raygun and hearing you unleash some pent up aggression... We will bring the heavy as well

Re: Dear Everyone With a Band.
Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2010 6:19 pm
by Sockgazer
All these shitty bands seemed to get a popularity bump around the time Dimebag died. They were obviously waiting for him to go.