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I dreamt last night that Richie Rich's dad, played by John Ritter, had hired me to convince the inventor of all Richie's gadgets, played by Steve Martin, that a certain candy, a ball of cotton candy the size of my head, was too big. Then I helped Richie's dad pass the driving exam. After all that, I took Richie over to his asshole neighbor's house, where asshole neighbor, a rival rich kid played by the kid who played Malfoy in the Harry Potter movies, was having an all fuzz jam session with Julian Sands, played by Julian Sands. Richie was Bummed that asshole neighbor had awesome fuzz gear, so I saved the day by busting out my Spectacular Aenima with a Boss Phaser and some imaginary Ibanez Ring Mod in the feedback loop. That fucking ruled, but even better was the fact that Richie, played by Macauley Culkin, who actually played Richie in the movie, didn't talk! his expression and the background music did all the communicating!

Hopefully my Arc Flash and CCB will show up today!

jake i like you

And I like the both of you as well!

Super badass is the true fact that as the original post was being processed by the internet imps, I heard a knock at the door which proved to be the postman delivering my ILF edition Arc Flash!!! My CCB was tracked in Houston, TX (about 88 miles west of my current location) at 5:00 this morning, and is reportedly heading "to destination", by which they probably mean the Immaculately Idyllic Metropolis of Beaumont, as it is formally known, and not my address.

Isn't there a story or movie called "When the Postman Knocks Twice to Deliver Whoop-Ass Effects Devices" or something like that?