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I mean, right now?

Is he riffing? Or at Cosco? Is he trying to find the missing sock in a pair? Is he thinking about tacos?

Does anyone know?

There are some that say that he is in this very thread, and that if you listen very closely you can hear the sound of his beard scraping across the keyboard while he eternally waits for the site to load.

Fragile harmonics of the beard

This must've been from his "waiting for Coal Chamber to call back" era.

He's probably hosting a podcast, right?

oldangelmidnight wrote:He's probably hosting a podcast, right?

He would be, but he's caught in a mosh.

Waiting for a call to be part of another music documentary.

Has anyone got the phone number to VH1's director of programming?

My guess is he is trying to get Fender to buy the Electra guitars trademark so they can make him a perfect replica of Hatfield's V so he can gush over it and play diamond head riffs on insta...

Come to think of it, has anyone ever seen Scott Ian and Chank in the same room together?

Oh.

My.

God.

Yes. Washington Post Board Room, 2018.

He named dropped Chuck D.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOCRazR-itU[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOCRazR-itU

To clarify:

Bezos namedropped Chuck D
Scott Ian drove his car (1965 Dodge Dart, white with blue pinstripes) to the briefing with the teenage son of a Dutch Private Equity Investor. The cowboy hat was in Scott’s possession.

Chankgeez, after failing in his pleas, showed Wall-E with Fred Willard replaced by René Dif.

Scott Ian strikes me as a Dodge guy.

Fear of an Amazon Planet?

Dodge. Dodgy. It all makes sense.

I'm going to go with, talking. Scott Ian is talking right now.