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YOU CAN BYPASS THIS!

Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2020 2:10 pm
by qersty
Sorry to send such a long text, but this needs to be said. I'm not sure if you're aware, but please don't buy any milkshakes anymore. It just came out that Big Dairy has been packaging "ice cream" (solidified milk drink) in large cartons in local grocery stores and the like nationwide. Now why is this important news? Well, firstly, cost is a major factor. A pint of ice cream can range anywhere from 89 cents to 6.99. Now at the drive thru of a burger restaurant or an ice cream shoppe, they are just putting this solidified milk drink in a microwave reducer (microwaves but doesn't cook) to quickly stage the melting process of the milk drink without causing the sugars to caramelize. For 20oz of this at one of those places of business, they usually charge 2.99 upwards to 7 or 8.99 depending on location or "quality". Quality in milk drinks is another made up standard of Big Dairy. They will up charge their liquid form of the dairy drink. BUT YOU CAN BYPASS THIS!!! Simply buy a carton of ice cream, and leave it in your refrigerator overnight. Before work or whatever Sunday activities you might have, place refrigerated milk drink in an adequate sun spot outside. Continue with your daily routine. When you arrive home, bring the now milkshake inside, and serve it in a glass with a straw (not bendy). Doing this WILL save you thousands of dollars biannually. Yes, it's less convenience than buying one premade, but the money you will be saving really makes you think.

Re: YOU CAN BYPASS THIS!

Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2020 2:37 pm
by coupleonapkins
I'm pretty sure this post belongs in General Gear? :?: :idk: :erm:

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Re: YOU CAN BYPASS THIS!

Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2020 5:55 pm
by Lurker13
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Re: YOU CAN BYPASS THIS!

Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2020 8:34 pm
by crochambeau
Another option is to quaff a quart of creme and ride a mechanical bull, or if you're a REAL 'MURCAN COWBOY suck a cow teat direct and then ride a real fucking bull.

Re: YOU CAN BYPASS THIS!

Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2020 9:22 pm
by Blackened Soul
So... you not haz blender?
Not haz shake machine?
You realize this way nothing extra can be added?
You be infidel?
Possibly deranged fast-food obsessed superfan?

Re: YOU CAN BYPASS THIS!

Posted: Fri Dec 18, 2020 1:02 am
by Dandolin
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Re: YOU CAN BYPASS THIS!

Posted: Fri Dec 18, 2020 3:23 am
by goroth
crochambeau wrote:Another option is to quaff a quart of creme and ride a mechanical bull, or if you're a REAL 'MURCAN COWBOY suck a cow teat direct and then ride a real fucking bull.
He gets it.

Re: YOU CAN BYPASS THIS!

Posted: Fri Dec 18, 2020 6:22 am
by qersty
Real Cowboy's Never Post In GEneral GEAr