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I'm thinking about taking a piss in a few minutes. I don't feel like I need to piss urgently but I definitely feel like I might need to take a piss in the next few minutes. That's the main reason for my posting but I have also been considering aliens. I have been considering them from the back and wondering if having sex with aliens is impossible or possible. For instance, if the aliens are microscopic (this is probably already the real truth, yet to be acknowledged by science but acknowledged by me) they have probably already crawled up the pee-hole of every man, woman, and child on the planet. This hardly rates as a theory in "science" or "college" but from where I sit, this marvelous idea cannot be other than the absolute truth! No one has developed sufficient microscopy to delve into the pee-hole and find the aliens but they must be there, otherwise who would inform my brains that the time to take a piss has come?

fuck, you're probably right

So, maybe bacteria are aliens. Your body is covered in micro organisms on a constant basis. Perhaps they are actually there because of an intelligent design. To cause our bodies to do one thing or another and at the same time controlling us as our true overlords.

Bugs man. Bugs. They on ya.

Jwar wrote:So, maybe bacteria are aliens. Your body is covered in micro organisms on a constant basis. Perhaps they are actually there because of an intelligent design. To cause our bodies to do one thing or another and at the same time controlling us as our true overlords.

Bugs man. Bugs. They on ya.

Reminded me of this show