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Sex on the Astral Plane

Posted: Fri Dec 13, 2019 8:47 pm
by Lurker13
Has anybody tried it? If so, how did it go?

I think I might have had it last night. :idk:

Re: Sex on the Astral Plane

Posted: Fri Dec 13, 2019 9:24 pm
by oldangelmidnight
That's not real but congratulations on your experience.

Re: Sex on the Astral Plane

Posted: Fri Dec 13, 2019 9:29 pm
by FuzzHugger
Is this when you fall asleep and have a little dream mid-sex?

Re: Sex on the Astral Plane

Posted: Fri Dec 13, 2019 10:19 pm
by Lurker13
oldangelmidnight wrote:That's not real but congratulations on your experience.
Thank you! But how do you define reality?
FuzzHugger wrote:Is this when you fall asleep and have a little dream mid-sex?
:eek: :lol: That's never happened to me, fortunately. It sounds like a good way to wake up with a black eye. :lol:

Re: Sex on the Astral Plane

Posted: Sat Dec 14, 2019 6:34 am
by Eivind August
So Dormammu really gave you a bargain, eh?

Re: Sex on the Astral Plane

Posted: Sat Dec 14, 2019 10:41 am
by Lurker13
Eivind August wrote:So Dormammu really gave you a bargain, eh?
The best I ever had!

Now pardon me while I DuckDuckGo 'Dormammu'...I see...sure, why not?

Re: Sex on the Astral Plane

Posted: Sat Dec 14, 2019 3:01 pm
by MechaGodzilla
watch out for succubi in YOUR neighbourhood

Re: Sex on the Astral Plane

Posted: Sat Dec 14, 2019 3:46 pm
by Lurker13
MechaGodzilla wrote:Indulge with succubi in YOUR neighbourhood
Now you're talkin'! :thumb: :yay:

Re: Sex on the Astral Plane

Posted: Sun Dec 15, 2019 12:01 am
by $harkToootth
Okay... listen up, listen up... sex WITH AN ALIEN in the astral plane.
I sometimes drink mugwort tea or rub mugwort oil on my pulse points before bed to do such traveling. I had “flying ointment” I got from a witch on Etsy too (that had some datura in it, and amanita muscatia in it).
Astralagus root is cool too.
At the very least, they all inspire the imagination. I want to believe. Witches and Aliens are cool.

Re: Sex on the Astral Plane

Posted: Sun Dec 15, 2019 1:28 pm
by Lurker13
$harkToootth wrote:Okay... listen up, listen up... sex WITH AN ALIEN in the astral plane.
I sometimes drink mugwort tea or rub mugwort oil on my pulse points before bed to do such traveling. I had “flying ointment” I got from a witch on Etsy too (that had some datura in it, and amanita muscatia in it).
Astralagus root is cool too.
At the very least, they all inspire the imagination. I want to believe. Witches and Aliens are cool.
So let me get this straight - you're running around at night on the astral plane probing aliens...
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...and banging witches?
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WOOHOO! Score one for humanity! Go get 'em, $harky! :yay:

Re: Sex on the Astral Plane

Posted: Mon Dec 16, 2019 3:37 pm
by goroth
I don't know what's going on in this thread, but it sounds like fun.

Re: Sex on the Astral Plane

Posted: Mon Dec 16, 2019 3:50 pm
by D.o.S.
Misread this as Sax on The Estrel Plane and was hoping to see a discussion of the lost Doobie Brothers record rumoured to contain the best yacht raock ever committed to tape.

Alas.

Re: Sex on the Astral Plane

Posted: Mon Dec 16, 2019 3:52 pm
by $harkToootth
D.o.S. wrote:Misread this as Sax on The Estrel Plane and was hoping to see a discussion of the lost Doobie Brothers record rumoured to contain the best yacht raock ever committed to tape.

Alas.
You can find that on the astral plane if you look hard enough. The aliens played it when they did who even knows what to me.
It was an expansive experience. It was 2011 and everyone was on tumblr too.

Keep it body positive guys.
Keep is astral positive.

Re: Sex on the Astral Plane

Posted: Mon Dec 16, 2019 3:54 pm
by Mudfuzz
D.o.S. wrote:Misread this as Sax on The Estrel Plane and was hoping to see a discussion of the lost Doobie Brothers record rumoured to contain the best yacht raock ever committed to tape.

Alas.
Meh, if you are going to do sax on a plane right then you need the Nuclear Whales.

Re: Sex on the Astral Plane

Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2019 3:41 pm
by Lurker13
goroth wrote:I don't know what's going on in this thread, but it sounds like fun.
Sex is going on in this thread, and sex on any plane is fun, even when the rain in Spain falls mainly on the astral plane.