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U R NOT THE THING - U R A GOOF - Thinking Caps General
Posted: Fri Nov 01, 2019 10:25 am
by $harkToootth
I'm not being coy... I think I sincerely enjoy fedoras. Does anyone sport one? DO NOT POST PICTURES. Nobody needs to see you or your fedora. KEEP IT CLASSY people.
I recently acquired my Dad's old trench coat too. I think that, with the fedora is a great idea (especially since it pairs well with a 2004 beat up Toyota Camry).
Thoughts on the fedora? If you MUST post pictures please mark them NSFW. Show some tact people.
Other acceptable clothes to post about:
1. Top hats
2. Vests
3. Suspenders
4. Male G-Strings
Re: Who Wears A Fedora?
Posted: Fri Nov 01, 2019 10:31 am
by Chankgeez
Very safe for work:

Re: Who Wears A Fedora?
Posted: Fri Nov 01, 2019 10:33 am
by $harkToootth
Cowboy Hat, not a fedora. It's "acceptable" in this thread. I just want you 2 know that "I" know.
Re: Who Wears A Fedora?
Posted: Fri Nov 01, 2019 10:34 am
by Chankgeez
That's a "cowboy hat"?

Re: Who Wears A Fedora?
Posted: Fri Nov 01, 2019 10:36 am
by $harkToootth
Oh Jesus Christ this is terrible... you're right Chank.
THREAD OVER. ABORT!
Re: Who Wears A Fedora?
Posted: Fri Nov 01, 2019 10:38 am
by $harkToootth
I may have been talking about Pie Pork Hats tbh.
Chank and me 2020 - CA$HADELPHIA, P@

Re: Who Wears A Fedora? Or PORK PIE HAT?
Posted: Fri Nov 01, 2019 10:48 am
by Chankgeez
Re: Who Wears A Fedora? Or PORK PIE HAT?
Posted: Fri Nov 01, 2019 1:58 pm
by Mudfuzz
My dad wears fedoras, mostly for gigs, I think the things are neat. I uses to wear them when I was 11-13 because I had acquired a few from my greatgandfather

I think I still have a crushable wide brimmed outdoors type black one somewhere... These days... I have 2 top hats a tall one and a short one [the deadman hat], It's very important to decide on what you think is spiffy and rock it and say fuck the world and being "normal" a hat shouldn't make that statement, yet it does

Re: Who Wears A Fedora?
Posted: Fri Nov 01, 2019 2:04 pm
by Mudfuzz
$harkToootth wrote:I may have been talking about Pie Pork Hats tbh.
Chank and me 2020 - CA$HADELPHIA, P@

What you guys need are bowlers!

Re: Who Wears A Fedora? Or PORK PIE HAT?
Posted: Fri Nov 01, 2019 2:07 pm
by MechaGodzilla
i have an allsaints fedora which *just* fits my massive melon, but i got it wet a while back and it don't look so good no more

Re: Who Wears A Fedora? Or PORK PIE HAT?
Posted: Fri Nov 01, 2019 5:37 pm
by JonnyAngle
I wear stormy kromers everyday the temp is below 50 degrees. Does that count?

Re: Who Wears A Fedora? Or PORK PIE HAT?
Posted: Fri Nov 01, 2019 5:44 pm
by $harkToootth
I like those a lot! Yes, it counts!
Re: Who Wears A Fedora? Or PORK PIE HAT?
Posted: Fri Nov 01, 2019 6:02 pm
by Chankgeez
Two birds, one stone?:
JonnyAngle wrote:I wear stormy kromers everyday the temp is below 50 degrees. Does that count?


Re: Who Wears A Fedora? Or PORK PIE HAT?
Posted: Fri Nov 01, 2019 8:08 pm
by JonnyAngle
Oh yeah I get the Elmer Fudd comments a lot.
Think my head is growing because I used to be a solid 7-3/8 but now I’m thinking 7-1/2 will fit better
Re: Who Wears A Fedora? Or PORK PIE HAT?
Posted: Fri Nov 01, 2019 8:32 pm
by $harkToootth
It's all the HGH you're taking...
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I always called those hats Holden Caulfield hats.