The Most Satanic Time of the Year: Secret Santa 2019!!!!
Posted: Wed Sep 25, 2019 3:35 pm
Friends, neighbours, fellow fuzz freaks, it is once again time for the giving and the receiving of wondrous things. The season of communal spirit, of love, of creepily stalking a stranger on the internet to spend twice as much on their gift as you will on your IRL family.
RULES
If you want to participate, these are the rules:
1. Don't be an asshole.
2. ILF Management will review all applicants for rule 1 compliance.
3. Minimum post count of 500. If you don't have 500 posts, it's way too difficult to chose a meaningful/rad gift for you. You can try again next year! I am prepared to make exceptions for cool people, but I have to know you or have someone I trust vouch for you. It sucks but we have had dropouts in years past and it's always really sad.
Also to everyone participating, POST MORE in the run-up to Christmas so you can be stalked. Doesn't have to be you writing down a shopping list but let the person stalking you get to know who you are and what flavour of pickled herring you like!
4. What should be in the package (guideline):
A pedal or musical apparatus with a minimum value of $100, used or new.
A piece of recorded music. Your own or something you think the recipient should hear.
Love (or a simulacrum thereof)
Etc. I'm not buying the gifts have some ducking imagination.
Remember it's not about cost it's about love and thoughtfulness. The guideline minimum value is so nobody feels too completely short changed, but if you get someone something that you have put a lot of thought into and really suits them I'm sure they'll love it even if it cost $22.
5. Presents must reach their destination in time to be opened by Christmas (obviously this will never happen 100% but please try!).
6. Failure to send a gift will result in Ban Hammering. The Management does not enjoy that, you will not enjoy that. And remember, we know where you live.
Other guidelines:
APPLICATIONS
All applications must be sent by Friday October 11th 2019. If people really hate this date I guess I could extend it but you're cutting into your own stalking and buying time.
To enter please email
secretsatan2k19@gmail.com
With the following info:
ILF handle
Real name
Shipping address
Phone number
Shipping preferences (e.g. US only, EU only, etc. I will try my best to accommodate this but please understand it may be limited by the number of people involved and it might have to be all worldwide)
Preferred date to receive your gift.
Can you play vinyl records? CDs? Cassettes? Downloads?
I will send a receipt email to every successful application. If you haven't received one for a day or two after sending in your email, PM me.
QUESTIONS AND APPLICATION ISSUES
If you have any question, ask them in this thread and I'll get to it
RULES
If you want to participate, these are the rules:
1. Don't be an asshole.
2. ILF Management will review all applicants for rule 1 compliance.
3. Minimum post count of 500. If you don't have 500 posts, it's way too difficult to chose a meaningful/rad gift for you. You can try again next year! I am prepared to make exceptions for cool people, but I have to know you or have someone I trust vouch for you. It sucks but we have had dropouts in years past and it's always really sad.
Also to everyone participating, POST MORE in the run-up to Christmas so you can be stalked. Doesn't have to be you writing down a shopping list but let the person stalking you get to know who you are and what flavour of pickled herring you like!
4. What should be in the package (guideline):
A pedal or musical apparatus with a minimum value of $100, used or new.
A piece of recorded music. Your own or something you think the recipient should hear.
Love (or a simulacrum thereof)
Etc. I'm not buying the gifts have some ducking imagination.
Remember it's not about cost it's about love and thoughtfulness. The guideline minimum value is so nobody feels too completely short changed, but if you get someone something that you have put a lot of thought into and really suits them I'm sure they'll love it even if it cost $22.
5. Presents must reach their destination in time to be opened by Christmas (obviously this will never happen 100% but please try!).
6. Failure to send a gift will result in Ban Hammering. The Management does not enjoy that, you will not enjoy that. And remember, we know where you live.
Other guidelines:
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All applications must be sent by Friday October 11th 2019. If people really hate this date I guess I could extend it but you're cutting into your own stalking and buying time.
To enter please email
secretsatan2k19@gmail.com
With the following info:
ILF handle
Real name
Shipping address
Phone number
Shipping preferences (e.g. US only, EU only, etc. I will try my best to accommodate this but please understand it may be limited by the number of people involved and it might have to be all worldwide)
Preferred date to receive your gift.
Can you play vinyl records? CDs? Cassettes? Downloads?
I will send a receipt email to every successful application. If you haven't received one for a day or two after sending in your email, PM me.
QUESTIONS AND APPLICATION ISSUES
If you have any question, ask them in this thread and I'll get to it
