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What kind of Noise Musician are you?
Posted: Fri Jul 05, 2019 6:18 pm
by moid
Hello everyone
I saw this on Redit and thought some of you might appreciate it

Or stroke your beard to it while raising an eyebrow. Or get angry about how it ridicules the virtuous impetuosity of the sonic experience you find evanesces from your performances. You decide.

Re: What kind of Noise Musician are you?
Posted: Sat Jul 06, 2019 1:03 am
by neonblack
Damn, I guess I'm not a noise musician after all. Just a regular ol' rock dad.
Re: What kind of Noise Musician are you?
Posted: Sat Jul 06, 2019 8:16 am
by Gone Fission
The missus would probably say I sound like the blender.
Re: What kind of Noise Musician are you?
Posted: Sat Jul 06, 2019 9:21 am
by Heraclitus Akimbo
I'm not very "noise" but I'm very "lots of stuff on table".
Re: What kind of Noise Musician are you?
Posted: Sat Jul 06, 2019 9:36 am
by JonnyAngle

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Re: What kind of Noise Musician are you?
Posted: Sat Jul 06, 2019 10:14 am
by popvulture
Pretty sure I’m just Jeff “Skunk” Baxter.
Re: What kind of Noise Musician are you?
Posted: Sat Jul 06, 2019 11:18 am
by dubkitty
where does "extended blasts of atonal feedback" fit in?
Re: What kind of Noise Musician are you?
Posted: Sun Jul 07, 2019 2:45 am
by codetocontra
What about scrap metal cow bells?
Re: What kind of Noise Musician are you?
Posted: Sun Jul 07, 2019 4:01 am
by qersty
popvulture wrote:Pretty sure I’m just Jeff “Skunk” Baxter.
the only real reply to this thread

his work on what were once vices practically invented noise rock
Re: What kind of Noise Musician are you?
Posted: Sun Jul 07, 2019 12:55 pm
by BetterOffShred
codetocontra wrote:What about scrap metal cow bells?

Re: What kind of Noise Musician are you?
Posted: Sun Jul 07, 2019 7:46 pm
by popvulture
BetterOffShred wrote:codetocontra wrote:What about scrap metal cow bells?

I smell somethin' burnin'!
Re: What kind of Noise Musician are you?
Posted: Sun Jul 07, 2019 7:56 pm
by Chankgeez
I don't see the kind of noise musician I am on there.
I am the "Benjamin Franklin of Noise"!
I dress up in colonial-era garments and sometimes fly a kite with a key attached to it.
My set also sometimes includes bifocals, lightning rods and farting proudly. :surprise:
That's the kind of noise musician I am.

Re: What kind of Noise Musician are you?
Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2019 11:42 am
by Blackened Soul
I'm the thinks it sad it's called noise music now instead of noise one.. Oh wait that's not on the chart..

Re: What kind of Noise Musician are you?
Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2019 6:27 pm
by chromandre
thats hilarious.
I think the moment you have officially become noise musician is when the sound tech doesn't even bother arguing about stage volume. They just let you have it.
Re: What kind of Noise Musician are you?
Posted: Tue Jul 09, 2019 12:13 am
by cloudscapes
the whole middle row