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I'm pretty sure I was conceived in a late 80s early 90s Chevy Beretta,and during the process my dad lost his favorite hat.

Shit happens?

Mom and dad dated in high school. In grade 12 a condom broke and in my mom's first year of College, I was born... It seems they would have been better off if they 1,2,3 Pulled Out!.

..I'm sorry I couldn't resist

Well, my parents also dated in high school. They had one child, and were like "Oh hey, that was dece, let's have another." That was me.

My parents have never had sex

*fingers in ears*

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1,2,3, Pull Out! wrote: It seems they would have been better off if they 1,2,3 Pulled Out!.

I'm offended!

Caesar wrote:

1,2,3, Pull Out! wrote: It seems they would have been better off if they 1,2,3 Pulled Out!.

I'm offended!

Uh oh! Are you gonna report me now?

My mom recently told me the date on which I was conceived.

Turns out it was the same day and month that I lost my virginity.

WEIRD!!!!!!

One day my dad found himself suffering from a truly awful headache. It went on for hours, getting stronger every minute. He spent all night tossing and turning, kept from slumber by the hideous pain in his head. The next morning, nearly insane, he asked my mom to split his head open with a hammer to release the pressure. She did so - perhaps a little too readily? - and I crawled out of his shattered cranium, already 15 years of age. The doctors fixed up my dad's head, and the rest is history.

My parents were trapped inside as there was an thunder storm outside and I was conceived during a flash of lightning as wolves howled outside under a full clouded over moon... or by mistake in a very boring fashion, which ever story you prefer.

My mom said I was conceived on accident.

NewarkWilder wrote:my parents basically hate eachother, yet they stay together, i've never heard the conception story as I don't think either of them want to remember it.

my guess: dad was horny, begged, mom finally gave in, i came out 9 months later

Pretty much the same for me

After a Styx show on the Grand Illusion tour. My mom said LSD and whiskey were involved. My dad said he NEVER did those things. My dad's a liar.

I don't think there was anything notable about my conception (it took a while), but I was unexpectedly born on a toilet. Turd with eyebrows. Blood all over the walls!

I think my mom and dad tried to conceive for two or three years, my mom always wanted a boy. I was also born on Father's Day. I exceeded expectations.