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Patchulator 8000: does it poop while patching?
Posted: Thu Sep 21, 2017 2:45 pm
by mr. sound boy king
I'm told it does, which would kinda defeat the purpose a bit, no?
I'm also told the clone by JPTRFX doesn't poop.
Anyone experienced?
I was more inclined to buy the original to support the idea/development,
but if the clone is better/poop-free,..... hmmmmmmm
Re: Patchulator 8000: does it poop while patching?
Posted: Thu Sep 21, 2017 3:06 pm
by friendship
no it's a machine it can't poop
Re: Patchulator 8000: does it poop while patching?
Posted: Thu Sep 21, 2017 3:17 pm
by Kacey Y
friendship wrote:no it's a machine it can't poop
Anything is possible with
Re: Patchulator 8000: does it poop while patching?
Posted: Thu Sep 21, 2017 3:19 pm
by baremountain
Everybody poops, get over it.
If you want something that doesn't poop get a pet rock.
Re: Patchulator 8000: does it poop while patching?
Posted: Thu Sep 21, 2017 3:44 pm
by friendship
baremountain wrote:Everybody poops, get over it.
Except you you're not allowed
Re: Patchulator 8000: does it poop while patching?
Posted: Thu Sep 21, 2017 5:31 pm
by Jwar
I'd buy the original over the JPTR Fx any day. His stuff has zero resell value and breaks half the time. So, you get what you pay for.
Re: Patchulator 8000: does it poop while patching?
Posted: Thu Sep 21, 2017 5:59 pm
by gnomethrone
friendship wrote:no it's a machine it can't poop
Re: Patchulator 8000: does it poop while patching?
Posted: Thu Sep 21, 2017 10:56 pm
by oldangelmidnight
Re: Patchulator 8000: does it poop while patching?
Posted: Thu Sep 21, 2017 11:14 pm
by mysteryroach
friendship wrote:no it's a machine it can't poop
Wrong. The Wendy's frosty machine poops.
Re: Patchulator 8000: does it poop while patching?
Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2017 8:45 am
by crochambeau
The chocolate frosty machine poops for all the other robots trudging through the day thinking "I have no butt, but I must poop". Mock not, it is doing wonderful work.
Re: Patchulator 8000: does it poop while patching?
Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2017 9:22 am
by Kacey Y
crochambeau wrote:"I have no butt, but I must poop"
Sounds like an uproduced Harlan Ellison Twilight Zone script that eventually got picked up by the 90's Outer Limits. Of course they changed the title to "He That Squats".
