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Pedalboards are outdated and moot. All hail the new flavor of pb.

Show me your peanut butter. Jam optional.

Crunchy PB only. Creamy peanut butter is like biting into a dirty diaper.

Invisible Man wrote:Crunchy PB only. Creamy peanut butter is like biting into a dirty diaper.

THIS.
I'm also quite partial to all the hipster nut butters.
Cashew and honey cinammon? Hell yeah. Although it isn't crunchy, I can forgive for the taste.

Disarm D'arcy wrote: Jam optional.

Jelly?

quite addicted to this with gouda cheese :

I recently discovered that I have a cashew allergy. That was a fun day.

Invisible Man wrote:I recently discovered that I have a cashew allergy. That was a fun day.

My cashew allergy diarrhea had a more appetizing texture than creamy peanut butter, though.

has anyone ever had the sandwich that killed elvis?



should I make one?

I have some bacon

Of course you should. Arteries are for pussies.

Ok I made one, I learned that Elvis liked peanut butter with bananas and bacon, no jelly.


The peanut butter and banana melded nicely (of course), the bacon was just there, it didn't clash, but didn't meld. Like the bacon taste was wholly separate from the rest of the sandwich. It wasn't bad, wasn't great either.

Article:
Heartburn Hotel: Eating Like Elvis In His Final Days:

"each meal “with several Pepsis” (apparently, he drank so much of it, it was delivered in bulk direct to Graceland by Pepsi’s distribution lorries). He’d eat breakfast at 4pm, usually a pound of bacon, said the tabloids. He ate beef for every meal, said his chef. He ate so many Spanish omelettes that he created an egg shortage in Tennessee. “Rumours also claimed that he once ate 30 cups of yogurt, 8 honeydew melons, and a hundred dollars worth of ice cream bars in one night,”
Elvis grew up poor in the backwoods of Tupelo, Mississippi, eating fried squirrels like some sorta apocalyptic hero. It’s no wonder he went nuts with food when he became rich."