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I used to have nothing but snobby, high-priced boutique pedals on my board. Now I've replaced them with a breakdown of the ontological fallacies inherent in humanism. My smallsound/bigsound Fuck overdrive is now collecting dust in my drawer, and I've just been playing nothing but a Marxist analysis of gender relations in early modern herbals. I've just found that grasping with the phenomenological oppressions of neoliberalism makes my tone better than the latest super rare transistor that some boutique asshole is trying to sell me.

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Nothing is truer bypass than the void.

I have plans to build a power supply that is recharged by fucking a Fleshlight™ embedded in the side.

Just doing my part to keep the boutique ranks thick with the cork sniffer crowd.

YUS

popvulture wrote:Nothing is truer bypass than the void.

And if thou gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will cock slap the christ out of thou.

I went from all boutique to the lyrics from that one song by Steppenwolf.

popvulture wrote:Nothing is truer bypass than the void.

Yup. Instant signature change.

raj007 wrote:

popvulture wrote:Nothing is truer bypass than the void.

Yup. Instant signature change.

Goddamn beat me to it.
Now the sense of loss and hopelessness is overwhelming.

May as well seek redemption in a few JHS pedals.
Helping to fund the re education of the gay community should make me feel better about my second rate lifestyle and all the dreams i gave up on.
At least we have second class citizens i can take out the dirge on through financial back doors.

If one examines predeconstructive narrative, one is faced with a choice:
either accept Sartreist absurdity or conclude that the purpose of the fuzz pedal is
deconstruction, given that music is distinct from narrativity. However, the
premise of predeconstructive narrative implies that society has objective
value of fuzz pedals.

The primary theme of the works of Rhys is not theory, but neotheory. It
could be said that Seppuku uses the term ‘dialectic sublimation’ to denote the
absurdity of textual sexual fuzz.

Fuzz promotes the use of subcultural desituationism to read truth.
However, the without/within distinction prevalent in Rhys is also evident in IC water.

Fuzz uses the term ‘Sartreist absurdity’ to denote not, in fact,
discourse, but postdiscourse. It could be said that dialectic sublimation
states that fuzz is created by the collective unconscious.

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